Stinkers

[Michelangelo]

Will somebody please punch me through my screen if I ever list a total. Now 0-4 on totals.

Sunday:

Detroit +4 (vs Cincy)
Cincy is 2-7-1 ATS and 2-8 SU in their last 10 road games. Think they are looking right throug Detroit to Balty next week.

GBy -5' (@ Chi)
Pack has beaten the Bears four straight both SU and ATS. Has Justin Fields made Chicago any better than those last four matchups?

Washington +6' (vs KCy)
Kansas City is 2-12-1 ATS their last 15 regular season games. Can you say overvalued.

Balty -3 (vs LA Ch)
Justin Hebert is the new rage. Lamar Jackson is the old rage. Gimme the old guy.

NYG +7' (vs LA Ram)
After Tampa, Arizona, and Seattle, the Rams now have the NYG, Det, and Jax. Think the air comes out of the balloon today. Letdown.

Arizona +3' (@ Clev)
The Brownies can win games. But tye Brownies are not a winning team. There is a big difference. They do screwey and stupid things. Gimme the team that knows how to win.

Las Vegas +5 (@ Denv)
The Raiders haven't lost to Denver by more than a point in their last seven games. Is it too much to assume that an NFL assistant coach can get his team ready for a bitter Divisional matchup?





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[Michelangelo]

Add:

Indy -11 (vs Hou)
Car +2' (vs Minny)

 

[indiana]

M/angelo..........BOL with your action buddy..........

on indy and Det. with you......indy

 

[Yiasouj]

Michelangelo,
Good luck today pal. Although it hasn't been until later in the week, I've been keeping up on the stink. I think you got a big week in ya..

 

[Michelangelo]

Michelangelo,
Good luck today pal. Although it hasn't been until later in the week, I've been keeping up on the stink. I think you got a big week in ya..

Heck of a game yesterday for your boys, Yiasou. SB bound?

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Add Monday:

Buffalo -6 (@ Tenny)

I always look for the most recent previous matchup between the two playing teams. See the result, then look at how each team was coming into the game and who they were playing after the game.

Last season Buffalo started the season 4-0 before heading intoTennessee as 3 point favorites. They got ambushed by the Sourmash Boys 16-42. Guess who was on deck for the Bisons? Kansas City, who was also 4-0 going into Week 5. Can you say look ahead?!

Tonight, the Buffs (who I think is the most balanced team in the NFL) will remember that embarrassment from last year and get revenge.

 

[Michelangelo]

Wk 1 /// 6-3 +287
Wk 2 /// 6-5 +89
Wk 3 /// 5-5 +1
Wk 4 /// 6-9 -329 Clipped!
Wk 5 /// 6-7 -109
Wk 6 /// 6-5 +75

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Thursday:

Cleveland -1' -108 (vs Denv)

How's Cleveland's O line? How about their D line? Gimme Keenum, D'Ernest J, and Peoples Jones. The Brownies losses came against KCy, LA Chargers and Arizona. Denver is a big step down.

 

[Michelangelo]

Add Sunday:

Balty -6' -100 (vs Cincy)
Ravens have won five straight against Cincy. three straight ATS. The cream rises today.

Carolina -3 -101 (@ NYG)
Giants have been 17 points and 19' points away from covering in their last two games. Not gonna happen today either.

Tennessee +4 +100 (vs KCy)
Revenge from the AFC Championship game in 2019 when Tenny had already far exceeded expectations when as +4 and +10 dogs they had beaten New England and Balty to get to Kansas City (+7 Loss 24-35.)

New England -7 -103 (vs NYJ)
Mac or Zack? Easy. This ain't Tom Brady or Dak Prescott. Pats need a breakout game. Here it is.

Las Vegas -2' -110 (vs Philly)
Philly is the most penalized team in the NFL. Vegas slept through their last home game while they thought about their coach talking about fat lips. They'll come to play today.

Tampa Bay -13 +114 (vs Chi)
How is Chicago gonna score? Justin Fields has two passing TDs in five starts. Tampa leads all of football, allowing a paltry 54.8 ypg on the ground.

Arizona -18 -102 (vs Hou)
In the last five years there have only been five teams who started the year 6-0. Arizona is the fifth. The previous four all won and covered in Game 7. Can you name the other four?

 

[Yiasouj]

Good luck today Michelangelo,

I'm sure hoping the cream rises today. Finally someone who likes the raiders. Let's have a good one today.

 

[JohnnyMags]

Good Luck Dude ... this year hasn't stunk for you ... me kinda

 

[Mistermj]

Nice job!

 

[Michelangelo]

Thank you Yiasou, Johnny, and MJ. Good to get back on track.

Add Monday:

Seattle +5' -108 (vs NOr)
Geno Smith is now into his third game. The rust has washed into the astroturf. He's not playing the Rams and he's not at a desperate Pittsburgh tonight. In fact it's the proud Seattle franchise who is desperate tonight. Since opening with a thrashing of an unprepared Pack team, N'Awlins has played very average ball against very average compettion. Now they are a substantial road favorite in a place that's notoriously tough to play in? Naw. Give me the SeaChickens and Geno Smith and Petey Pete. I'm expecting a SU win.

 

[Michelangelo]

Stinko Week 8

Wk 1 /// 6-3 +287
Wk 2 /// 6-5 +89
Wk 3 /// 5-5 +1
Wk 4 /// 6-9 -329
Wk 5 /// 6-7 -109
Wk 6 /// 6-5 +75
Wk 7 /// 7-2 +513

Thursday night:

Zona -6 -109 (vs GBy)
I posted Rogers' record the last two years without Davante Adams in Riderx' thread. 6-0 SU; 5-1 ATS. Pretty damned good. But he's down to old man Randall Cobb and a couple of no names tonight. Arizona has played much better competetion than the Pack has played. I think the Desert Dogs win this one handily.

 

[indiana]

M/angelo.....BOL with your action today buddy..........indy

 

[Michelangelo]

Taking a loss from Thursday that I was unable to post here but posted on another board that I also post at so that I can keep a consistent record.

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Sunday:

Miami +14' -107 (@ Buff)
THe last two times these two teams met the Buffs won 56-26 and 35-0. With Miami, Jacksonville, and the Jets their three upcoming games, I look for the Big Bad Bills to play like small change today while Miami ups their game. Nobody likes to be beat up three fights in a row.

Philly -3 -115 (@ DEt)
Everyone thinks that after Philly gave up 31 of 34 completions to Derek Carr last week that their defense is crap and this is the Lions big chance to roar. I think that means that Philly spent the week focusing on making adjustments to slow down an already slow Jared Goff. Stop DeAndre Swift , not as a runner 'cause that's easy, but as a receiver out of the backfield and you shut down the pussy cat Lion offense.

Cincinnatti -11' -105 (@ NY Jets)
I know that this a lay down spot for the roaring Bengals. But they can beat the Jets laying on their backs. To use a Boston chant, "Jets Suck".

Pittsburgh +5' -107 (@ Clev)
Pitt has had two weeks to regroup for the back half of the season. They started to get their running game going in their last game to balance this offense. They are also protecting Big Ben better. Cleveland will run te shit out of the ball. Chubb is a stud and the new kid on the block, David Johnson, was something to watch when he got his shot last week. But what will Cleveland do when they get down? THe wide receiver corps for the Brownies is limping.

Chicago +4' -108 (vs SFo)
The Bears turned the ball over five times last week at Tom Bradyville being embarrassed 3-38. San Fran only has 4 turnovers gained all season. Run Khalif, run. Redemption.

Later games later

 

[Yiasouj]

Good luck today Buddy,
I think we're the only ones giving Pitt a chance today....I can't believe I just typed that.

 

[Michelangelo]

Thanks, Yiasou. You too, bud.

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Add Sunday late afternoon:

Seattle -4 -103 (vs Jax)
Seattle has lost three straight. THe only team they played all year with a record under .500 is Indy (3-4) who they beat in Indy, 28-16. I know Geno Smith is not Russell Wilson. But he's got 3 TDs to 1 pick. The hallowed Trevor Lawrence has 7 TDs to 8 picks. Jacksonville beat Miami for their only win of the year. Woopy doo. Give me the Seahawks to drop some bird poo on a few Jaguar faces.

 

[Michelangelo]

Add:

Miny -4 -109 (vs Dall)

 

[JohnnyMags]

They sucked us in on Minny .... Oh well get um tonight

 

[Michelangelo]

What a chickenassed offensive game plan Minny had. They deserved to lose and they did.

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Monday:

NYG +10' -101 (@ KCy)
The balance in the Giant offense returns tonight. Devin Booker is an ample fillin for Barkley and Kadarius Toney and Sterling Shepard give Daniel Jones a dangerous tandem to throw to. And expect the Giants (16 sacks) to be pressuring Maholmes.

 

[Michelangelo]

Wk 1 /// 6-3 +287
Wk 2 /// 6-5 +89
Wk 3 /// 5-5 +1
Wk 4 /// 6-9 -329
Wk 5 /// 6-7 -109
Wk 6 /// 6-5 +75
Wk 7 /// 7-2 +513
Wk 8 /// 4-5 -138

Thursday:

Thursday:

Indy -10 -106 (vs NYJ)
Started to isolate teams who won SU at home when dogs of +7 or higher, then went on the road in next. I only got through four teams and the result was 0-3 ATS in the road sequel. Gonna have to use that as I haven't the time to complete the study. Not sure how the Jets won last week anyway. They turned the ball over three times (2 picks by White) to Cincy's once. I'll take the hungry Colts who may have new life now that Derrick Henry went down for the season.