So, how do you tell your new girl.....

[StevieRay]

Maybe not as bad as roadkill, but I get the"faint" scent, that I can deal with. Maybe she had a case if the vegan shits and did t wipe well. I'll try it a couple more times. Lol

This chick will go at it before bed, wake me up 2am sucking me, then another before we start our day. I have a high sex drive, but this is extreme. Lol

Those are the best.

 

[StevieRay]

If it's super foul, she might have an STD or infection. I don't mind pussy with a little smell, but if you've ever smelled a girl with something going on down there you know what I'm talking about, that shit is like roadkill.

Started down on a girl once and got to her navel and could smell it , I retreated back north quickly

 

[texansfan]

She's a vegan, I didn't want to say that word here. Lol

You're dating Shub's Sister?

 

[bigbet1234]

Try to get her stink on you and get it up around her nose

Dude! Read above. Lol

I lay the hammer, then stick it in her mouth, and she takes it like a champ. She's a rare breed. Lol

Where's Seymour. He will help. Calling Seymour. Lol.

 

[HamGlaze]

Dive in and get used to it. Think of it as an acquired taste.

 

[StevieRay]

Just enjoy. Dated a girl like that. A freak. Same thing , night , then like a alarm clock at 3 in morn, the at 7:00 before off to work Crazy positions , anything went with her. She had been married for many years also and must have been bottled up.

 

[StevieRay]

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[doubledeuce22]

Get some febreeze.

 

[Enfuego]

You should rip a big fart on her when going at it and ask her if she likes it.

 

[IMISREMEMBER]

Just text her around lunch time that you been thinking about playing with her box all day. That will get her ready. Take her out to dinner and tell her that when we get back to the house that all you want to do his play with her clit, tell her you want all the focus on her. Play with that stank for about 10 minutes. Then, yell out that you're so horny that you're going to fuck the shit out of her. You have to get her in the spooning position. Start hitting it from behind and soon as she starts to moan, take you hand and put it over her mouth. Make sure you use the same hand that you finger banged her with. She will either get the picture or the bitch has no sense of smell. That's all I got.

Some of the best smelly pussy handicapping i have seen nice call

 

[HarryCaray]

You should rip a big fart on her when going at it and ask her if she likes it.

I bet you just killllllllllllled it with the ladies in your dating days.

 

[lefty357]

 

[lefty357]

Don't pull no punches just tell her.

 

[pete7713]

 

[bigbet1234]

I bet you just killllllllllllled it with the ladies in your dating days.

Lol. CK's brother.

 

[kidman232]

offer to shower with her the next time she is over there and after you get cleaned up, go down on her for an extended time and make sure she gets off a bunch. once its over with talk about how turned on you were by it and how good she tasted. Maybe she will get the subconscious hint that if shes really clean it gets you off and she gets extra attention.

 

[kidman232]

on a side note, when i come home from work and its hot or i smell like smoke, my wife will just be blunt. "if you want your dick sucked, you better take a shower.

 

[daboyzinblue]

Just text her around lunch time that you been thinking about playing with her box all day. That will get her ready. Take her out to dinner and tell her that when we get back to the house that all you want to do his play with her clit, tell her you want all the focus on her. Play with that stank for about 10 minutes. Then, yell out that you're so horny that you're going to fuck the shit out of her. You have to get her in the spooning position. Start hitting it from behind and soon as she starts to moan, take you hand and put it over her mouth. Make sure you use the same hand that you finger banged her with. She will either get the picture or the bitch has no sense of smell. That's all I got.

classic

 

[bigbet1234]

Went in rooftop style, and she didn't flinch. Lol

In all seriousness, wasn't bad today. Tomorrow will be the marathon session, we will see

 

[WhiteyBulger]

Possibly the greatest , funniest best topic of all time. Wow.