So, how do you tell your new girl.....

[RoofTop]

Just text her around lunch time that you been thinking about playing with her box all day. That will get her ready. Take her out to dinner and tell her that when we get back to the house that all you want to do his play with her clit, tell her you want all the focus on her. Play with that stank for about 10 minutes. Then, yell out that you're so horny that you're going to fuck the shit out of her. You have to get her in the spooning position. Start hitting it from behind and soon as she starts to moan, take you hand and put it over her mouth. Make sure you use the same hand that you finger banged her with. She will either get the picture or the bitch has no sense of smell. That's all I got.

 

[michael777]

So, started dating this hot yoga instructor. So far, so good, it her than at times she smells, well, a bit ripe at times.

How do you mention this and feel comfortable about it? Lol

i wish i had your problem !<<)

 

[NFLTrends]

Just get pretty ripe yourself... and when she says something, tell her that it is her lol.

Then come to a compromise and say, ok, lets just shower together.

When she crosses the line first, and tells you that you stink, you will now be able to come out and tell her when she stinks.

Kind of like farting in front of each other or using the bathroom with the door open... someone has to cross that line first.... always make sure its the FEMALE doing it

 

[bigbet1234]

Just text her around lunch time that you been thinking about playing with her box all day. That will get her ready. Take her out to dinner and tell her that when we get back to the house that all you want to do his play with her clit, tell her you want all the focus on her. Play with that stank for about 10 minutes. Then, yell out that you're so horny that you're going to fuck the shit out of her. You have to get her in the spooning position. Start hitting it from behind and soon as she starts to moan, take you hand and put it over her mouth. Make sure you use the same hand that you finger banged her with. She will either get the picture or the bitch has no sense of smell. That's all I got.

Hahahahahahaha hahaha

She puts it in her mouth then swallows. She has no smeller, she can't. Lol

 

[RoofTop]

 

[StevieRay]

You're a braver guy than me! Lol

Was just a lot younger. Lol

 

[G.MONEY]

She's a vegan, I didn't want to say that word here. Lol

Tell her to try meat, may help the smell.

 

[joebatters]

You guys are fukking hilarious!!!!
Funniest thread I've read on here in a while.

 

[StevieRay]

Hahahahahahaha hahaha

She puts it in her mouth then swallows. She has no smeller, she can't. Lol

yea , use to have a girl I would anal bang then she would stop me and give me BJ , nasty. Would wonder Why I wouldn’t kiss her

 

[GoBlue34]

yea , use to have a girl i would anal bang then she would stop me and give me bj , nasty. Would wonder why i wouldn’t kiss her

atm

 

[Mr_Mark]

popcorn-eatinggif

 

[lvsportpro]

lol,there is no great way to tell her but most likely she has some type of infection causing it -- she needs to go see her gynecologist to get rid of it -- rx meds

 

[skins85]

i think we found the answer on how to tell her....just do anal.

 

[skins85]

yea , use to have a girl I would anal bang then she would stop me and give me BJ , nasty. Would wonder Why I wouldn’t kiss her

oral sex will make your day. anal sex will make your week.

 

[LadyBoyLegs]

Bad smells do not bother me.

Usually the worse the smell the kinkier the girl.

 

[RenoChazz]

If it's super foul, she might have an STD or infection. I don't mind pussy with a little smell, but if you've ever smelled a girl with something going on down there you know what I'm talking about, that shit is like roadkill.

 

[bigbet1234]

yea , use to have a girl I would anal bang then she would stop me and give me BJ , nasty. Would wonder Why I wouldn’t kiss her

This chick would be up for that. Lol. She's the freakest I've heard off it been with. Lol

Thinking if her BJ's give me chills. Lol

 

[bigbet1234]

If it's super foul, she might have an STD or infection. I don't mind pussy with a little smell, but if you've ever smelled a girl with something going on down there you know what I'm talking about, that shit is like roadkill.

Maybe not as bad as roadkill, but I get the"faint" scent, that I can deal with. Maybe she had a case if the vegan shits and did t wipe well. I'll try it a couple more times. Lol

This chick will go at it before bed, wake me up 2am sucking me, then another before we start our day. I have a high sex drive, but this is extreme. Lol

 

[skins85]

no wonder it smells like road kill it sounds like your beating the beaver to death. no sympathy from me.

 

[tanner12oz]

Try to get her stink on you and get it up around her nose