RAILBIRD AND I DO NOT DRINK!!

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JJ - Aren't you in New Jersey? Give me your neighborhood location, and I'll have Major General William "Fred" Murphy and his New Jersey Paramilitary Marshalls look you up and give you a strip search.

Railbird - Didn't I see you confiscating a banana from a 4 year old, stating that the peel could be used to set up a deadly accident?

We better not catch you on the streets next Thursday, which is our next scheduled flare drop.

Does your group try to improve the community with legislation on improvement-of-life issues?
We do. For example, we're currently getting a bill passed in the House mandating that all aircraft flying over California have to have a "hooga-horn" as part of their equipment.
This will be used to warn motorists, in case they have to make an emergency landing onto a freeway.
 

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LMAO GRANT
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Very aware, Otherwize. Jay Santos is the Brigadier General of the California Citizens Auxiliary Police, and our Commandant.
Brig. Gen. Santos was personally trained by Major Elvis Newton, the founder of the CCAP.

This week, he's giving us training on body cavity searches.
We have a few drinks first to loosen up, then we practice on each other.
 

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Railbird and I are winners period in the game of life. We do the right thing and have very high standards. The only thing drinking does is:

Let your guard down for unprotected sex
Drinking and driving which is deadly
Fighting with your spouse
Mood swings
Acting stupid for all your peers to witness.

These behaviors are not accepted in our code of conduct and I would hope you follow us to a clean life.

Good Luck and put the gin down.

The Golden Boy
 

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I have been on a daily 4 beer limit......but this Goldilocks character may push me over the edge....I may have a 12-pack tonight watching the Packers and eating pizza. However, having said that, Goldilocks is a fine gentlemen non the less.
 

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Judge I think it is time you re-evaluate your life and make the proper changes. Look into the mirror at yourself and I bet you do not like what you see. I can help you Son. You will se when you live a cleaner life you are going to be happy and see who you really are. I know this is hard but do it gradually and let us into your life and accept what we are all about here.

Good Luck to you.
 

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JJ- So does smoking 13 mini cigars a day like you do justify a clean life?? What does Railbird think of this? Just curious guy....thanks.
 

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Well your answering that question about the cigars..........would you mind also explaining your obsession with hookers. Thanks in advance guy.
 

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I have been a virgin for the last 11 years Son. I have put my past faults behind me and live the clean life now. I know your trying to make me look bad here but like Rail alwyas preaches to me.

"STICK AND STONES WILL BREAK MY BONES BUT NAMES WILL NEVER HURT ME"

I live by that motto.
 
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> know this is hard but do it gradually and let us into your life and accept what we are all about here<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sounds like some gay fitness cult to me man..
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JJ I've spoken with your nappy ass on the phone. You are a few cards short of a deck. I'm glad you have cleaned up your life but it appears to be too late.
 

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I think it's great that Rail gives his valuable time towards protecting the neighborhoods & straightening out troubled youths ...

... that punk kid would have probably moved on to drugs, stealing & Kobe-like rape tactis has Rail not shown him some tough love ...

, but now this kid will probably turn out to be a doctor
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I am kinda slow in regards to these kind of things. So does having a higher standard of living mean I have to give up glue sniffing and meth?
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