Mr. Personality

I hate to admit it but I watched this stupid ass show last night.

Anyway, it got me thinking. My roomate Jenny is always complaing that she can never find a "good" guy. She just always picks the wrong ones. So I thought we could play the Mr. Personality RX version in hopes to find her a man.

A good guy. Since she can't see ya'll face it will work put perfectly.

Round one.....
Make us laugh with cheesy pick up lines...

 

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

 

LOL...

 

Your body's name must be VISA because it's everywhere I want to be

 

Angelle- How did the pancakes come out?

Before I start courting Jen, can u please send me a pic of her? Thanks, you can show her mine as well.

 

hahah...
Me an Jen play a game when we go out.
We award a guy King of Cheese at the end of the night. Man I have heard some funny ass ones.

hahahah

hammy this is for you
!

 

So baby, What are doing for Sex tonight?

 

pancakes were good...
yeah I will mail you a picture of her..

i think you will think she is cute...
let me ask her and see she might let me post her picture on here

 

Dicky.. thats a new ONE
HAHAHHA

 

Jenny
Lets do breakfast sometime! Should I call you or just nudge you?

An oldie but still as dumb as ever

 

This line has gotten me a lot of dates with hotties:

May I have a date with you?

It is simple and refreshing to most.

good one, dw, I may let you have sloppy seconds

 

Jen says ok..
but I don't know how to post it unless it is online

 

Five Hundred Dollars - You ready to go?

 

[PanchoSanza]

Would you guys let Monica Lewinsky blow you?

Call me nuts but I would, thats about it though.

 

Hey Jenny:

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cos I'd sure love to tap that ass.

 

LOL walk

 

Angelle, email it to me babe and i will post it.

 

ok I am doing it now...

since she is being so nice to post this..
ya'll be good

 

Hurry with the picture. I might increase or drop my offer...

 

Angelle:

Retaking DickyW's approach...

Jenny baby, how would you like your eggs? Scrambled, pouched or fertilized?

I hate that one