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Thrill.. hahaha watch out Buzz is going to get you.

I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight... i like it
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Angelle:
click here

LOL..
here she is wasted...
click here <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

she is gorgeous in both

WOW

[This message was edited by RPM on May 25, 2003 at 10:37 PM.]

[This message was edited by RPM on May 25, 2003 at 10:39 PM.]
 

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1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all night long.

2. (After licking finger and wiping it on her shirt)...Let's get you
out of these wet clothes.

3. Nice legs...what time do they open?

4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking my package.

5. You've got 206 bones in your body...want one more?

6. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one
talking to you.

8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed
Thrasher...have you seen one?

9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth
tonight.

10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of
me.

11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walgreens, so I could ride
you all day long for a quarter.

12. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

13. I'd reallylike to see how you look when I'm naked.

14. Is that a ladder in your stockings, or the stairway to heaven?

15. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.

16. Are those real?

17. You must be the limp doctor, because I've got a stiffy.

18. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther
for that thing you do with your tongue.

19. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by
morning.

20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

22. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom
floor.

23. My name is .......... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

24. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

25. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.]

26. My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.

27. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN how much milk have you been
drinking?

28. I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?

29. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet
we could do it in public.

30. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? What, you don't like
pizza?

31. Do you wash your pants in Windex, because I can see myself in them.

32. I lost my puppy, can you help me look for him. I think he went
into this hotel room.
 

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