Pick any of the Dodger F/A's Ned Colletti signed the last couple of years. How's Jason Schmidt work for you? He has exactly ONE win in his legendary Dodger career.
Contract:
signed 3-year deal worth $47M thru 2009 season on 12/8/06- + he receives a $3.5M signing bonus that is payable in installments of $3M in 2007 and $500K in 2008- + he receives salaries of $12.5M in 2007, $15M in 2008 and $16M in 2009- + $2.5M of his deal is deferred to 2010 and $1M to 2011- + he is reserved premium tickets for home games- + 2006 salary: $10.5M, 2005: $8,187,500, 2004: $7,937,500, 2003: $5,937,500, 2002: $4,937,500
Agent: Randy and Alan Hendricks (fired Randy and Alan Hendricks in early 2006 and hired Michael Moye and Scott Sanderson in March 2006 and then fired them in November 2006)