Met a Great Girl Last Night

[VaultedTreehouse]

26 and gorgeous. We totally hit it off. I love horse racing and she happened to own some horses. So we are going to go riding on Saturday....Now I feel like I've screwed it up because I called her today and left a message saying I had a great time and yadda yadda yadda. I'm so ****ing stupid. I feel like I came on too strong or something....Thing is, I was in a relationship with the same girl off and on for 8 years, so I don't have that much experience dating....Did I screw up here? We had a lot of chemistry, I just didn't know whether to call or not today.

 

[docdekay]

Which movie was that phone call scene from? Swingers? LOL

 

[wilheim]

Sounds like the scene from the movie "Diner" when Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell, spots a beautiful girl horseback riding, and pulls his car over to talk to her. btw. He ends up riding with her in the end.


wil.

 

[Dante]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by docdekay:
Which movie was that phone call scene from? Swingers? LOL<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

[VaultedTreehouse]

You guys aren't helping!

 

[ClayHenry]

probably stating the obvious here, but wait a few months before talking about any ex's.

 

[VaultedTreehouse]

I wouldn't do that Clay.

 

[BillDozer]

sneak in the window, grab her answering machine and steal some other things. Make it look like a heist! Thats the only realistic option now!

You know what you have to do!

 

[earl]

i have retired from women- they cost money, they take time and they lead to heartache. i have found something else that can give me that........golf.

 

[soccerbob]

Vaulted- Can you get us some inside info when her horses run? LOL. Just be yourself but don't press too hard. Women usually don't like pushiness. Relax, have fun and see where it goes and then get us the horse tips. Good luck.

 

[sammythesage]

All I can say; if the date is on sat. and it's still a go, then;
you got it made;
cause you're gonna get laid.
Women just love horseback riding; it gets them all hot and bothered.
"Good" bottle of wine and some cheese & bread & grapes and viola!

 

[wilheim]

Not to get to picky - but it's voilà.


wil.

 

[harrington]

You guys sound like a bunch of chicks.

 

[wilheim]

You sound like you have Michigan.

wil.

 

[ravenfan]

Voila...........A pretty good pitcher back in the day.

 

[harrington]

Yes I do, but you guys still sound like chicks. Happy New year man!

 

[BEANTOWN JIM]

TREEHOUSE JUST TELL HER THE TRUTH YOU ARE A JERK OFF WHO GETS NERVOUS AROUND NICE LOOKING BROADS I AM SURE SHE HAS MET PLENTY OF NERDS BEFORE.THEN ON THE NEXT DATE YOU FIND OUT ABOUT HER FOR REAL I CALL IT THE (BEANTOWNJIM TEST) LISTEN KID NEXT TIME YOUR WITH HER YOU TEST HER I AM DEAD SERIOUS.YOU SAY SHE LIKES SPORTS ASK HER IF SHE THINKS DEREK JETER IS CUTE IF SHE SAYS YES DUMP HER SHE IS A PIG AND WILL DUMP YOU WHEN THE FIRST BIG COLORED GUY COMES ALONG WITH A BIG SCHLONG TRUST ME KID I KNOW WOMEN.YOU DONT WANT ANY BROADS WHO THINK NIGERIANS ARE CUTE THIS MEANS THEY WANT TO TEST THE DARK PART OF THE TURKEY,REMEMBER KID GIVE HER THE BEANTOWNJIM TEST

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF TREEHOUSES BROAD WAS DATING PATRICK EWING,TYRONE HILL,JEROME MIGLORE,OR OUR VERY OWN TREEHOUSE WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS

 

[TheFunkMonkey]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wilheim:
Not to get to picky - but it's voilà.


wil.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Who knows, maybe he was talking about Frank Viola?

Nothing impresses the ladies like a good bottle of wine, some cheese, and some of your Frank Viola baseball cards. Did you know he had 24 wins in 1988?

 

[wilheim]

Happy New year back.

wil.

 

[wilheim]

Better still, ask her if she likes Guy LaFleur, if she even knows who the dainty little figure skater with a stick is, dump her quick. Thats the Boston Bruins are real men test. Never fails to separate the real broads from the pain in the asses.

wil.