Lawn Mower stolen from garage!

[Extraordinary_5]

I left my garage door open today, and there's a almost new lawn mower there, and when I look again, it's gone, someone obviously stole them.

It sucks.

 

[Timetopay]

You have a black cloud man

 

[PO69]

One good 2 team parlay winner tomorrow and you can buy a riding lawnmower. Maybe the stolen one will catch on fire! Maybe God was saving your life. Use this lesson about the garage door and splurge on yourself and buy a riding lawnmower.

If you live in Humble, Texas , then you need a riding lawnmower. I live 70 miles from Humble

 

[Extraordinary_5]

I have a feeling that shit is going to blow up soon or later anyway.

 

[Extraordinary_5]

Should I report this to the police?

 

[ECS]

If your home owners covers it, then of course. Otherwise I dont think the police are gonna rank your lawn mower high up on their to do list.

 

[Extraordinary_5]

Well, I just want to report it so that they're aware of this type of stuff happens here.

 

[ECS]

go ahead then, never know, maybe they just caught a guy with a ton of stolen lawn mowers....

 

[JakeT.]

 

[royboy_3831]

How many mpg do you get on that hog Jake?

 

[JakeT.]

How many mpg do you get on that hog Jake?

Not sure. I've never had to take it more than a city block before picking up a chick and taking her home. Still on the same tank of gas from 1997.

 

[wilheim]

I put $40 worth of gas in my car on Thursday and woke up this morning and got in the car to go down to the small town I live near and noticed the gas guage was on E. I hardly left the house in the meantime since Thursday driving maybe 10 miles while running back and forth to a nearby grocery store a few times and used almost no gas.

Someone snuck up into my driveway while myself and my feroucious Rotwieller were sleeping late Sunday nite/Monday morning and used an Oklahoma credit card to syphon most of my $40 bucks worth of new gas into I don't know how many gas cans. I went out today and bought a new gas cap that requires a key to open it for $7 and another $40 worth of gas...



wil..:nopityA:

 

[quantumleap]

Deja vu all over again!

http://www.therxforum.com/showthread.php?t=196481

 

[Number_9]

That is still the funniest thing I've ever read on here. Maybe one of the funniest things I've ever read.

 

[neverbeanother#7]

Deja vu all over again!

http://www.therxforum.com/showthread.php?t=196481

You beat me to it. I was going to ask if a russian named Yuri was involved.That has to be the funniest thread ever on the rx.

 

[ILMW]

Wil ever consider a moped?

 

[Enfuego]

Got you beat partner. I have a rental home in N.C. and it's currently empty. When I bought the home in 2002 I bought a brand new refrigerator for $1,000. My property manager calls me the other day and asks me if I've given my key to a third party. I told her "no" and she proceeds to tell me my refrigerator is gone.

Some asshole came in the middle of the night and stole my damn refrigerator. I bet a dude's sitting on his couch right now pulling a Pabst Blue Ribbon out of my refrigerator.

 

[-Slim-]

The Nigerians are back at it I see......

:toast:

 

[tkim11]

HAHAHHAHAHA. Shit, I thought I had it bad when my huffy was stolen - I even took off the front wheel and the bastard still stole it.

 

[WinningWand]

One good 2 team parlay winner tomorrow and you can buy a riding lawnmower. Maybe the stolen one will catch on fire! Maybe God was saving your life. Use this lesson about the garage door and splurge on yourself and buy a riding lawnmower.

If you live in Humble, Texas , then you need a riding lawnmower. I live 70 miles from Humble

I live in The Woodlands and you can borrow my new one.