Lawn Mower stolen from garage!

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I left my garage door open today, and there's a almost new lawn mower there, and when I look again, it's gone, someone obviously stole them.

It sucks.
 

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One good 2 team parlay winner tomorrow and you can buy a riding lawnmower. Maybe the stolen one will catch on fire! Maybe God was saving your life. Use this lesson about the garage door and splurge on yourself and buy a riding lawnmower.

If you live in Humble, Texas , then you need a riding lawnmower. I live 70 miles from Humble
 

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I have a feeling that shit is going to blow up soon or later anyway.
 

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If your home owners covers it, then of course. Otherwise I dont think the police are gonna rank your lawn mower high up on their to do list.
 

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Well, I just want to report it so that they're aware of this type of stuff happens here.
 

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go ahead then, never know, maybe they just caught a guy with a ton of stolen lawn mowers....
 

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How many mpg do you get on that hog Jake?

Not sure. I've never had to take it more than a city block before picking up a chick and taking her home. Still on the same tank of gas from 1997.
 

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I put $40 worth of gas in my car on Thursday and woke up this morning and got in the car to go down to the small town I live near and noticed the gas guage was on E. I hardly left the house in the meantime since Thursday driving maybe 10 miles while running back and forth to a nearby grocery store a few times and used almost no gas.

Someone snuck up into my driveway while myself and my feroucious Rotwieller were sleeping late Sunday nite/Monday morning and used an Oklahoma credit card to syphon most of my $40 bucks worth of new gas into I don't know how many gas cans. I went out today and bought a new gas cap that requires a key to open it for $7 and another $40 worth of gas...



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That is still the funniest thing I've ever read on here. Maybe one of the funniest things I've ever read.
 

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Got you beat partner. I have a rental home in N.C. and it's currently empty. When I bought the home in 2002 I bought a brand new refrigerator for $1,000. My property manager calls me the other day and asks me if I've given my key to a third party. I told her "no" and she proceeds to tell me my refrigerator is gone.

Some asshole came in the middle of the night and stole my damn refrigerator. I bet a dude's sitting on his couch right now pulling a Pabst Blue Ribbon out of my refrigerator.
 

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HAHAHHAHAHA. Shit, I thought I had it bad when my huffy was stolen - I even took off the front wheel and the bastard still stole it.
 

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One good 2 team parlay winner tomorrow and you can buy a riding lawnmower. Maybe the stolen one will catch on fire! Maybe God was saving your life. Use this lesson about the garage door and splurge on yourself and buy a riding lawnmower.

If you live in Humble, Texas , then you need a riding lawnmower. I live 70 miles from Humble


I live in The Woodlands and you can borrow my new one.
 

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