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550 to play with your balls for 5 mins? I see a bunch in this thread that would do it for half that. Tell em mike b.
 

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Either way it sounds fun. If I ever fall off the wagon I'll come party with you. From the sounds of it, it would be legendary.
Same here......we can go fag bashing and slap Vitterd around.......
 

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I love the posts where people make incriminating statements ........where they invite ugly/transgendered whores to their house and couldn't deliver.
 

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I love the posts where people make incriminating statements ........where they invite ugly/transgendered whores to their house and couldn't deliver.

Looney do you really think I give 2 shits about what you think? Lol
 

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As long as you had fun, shake off the douches, laugh at the guys just bustin your balls, and post another story.....
 
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Who is the hell is paying $25 for hydro? You can get blueberries for $20 most places in Texas!
 
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Either way it sounds fun. If I ever fall off the wagon I'll come party with you. From the sounds of it, it would be legendary.

That ever happens you fuckers better book a flight to CR instead, cheaper partying and hookers, you can get actual hot women for $100 an hour
 

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Who is the hell is paying $25 for hydro? You can get blueberries for $20 most places in Texas!

I ask him that same question almost everyday. We play free golf at Riverchase few times a week which is pretty nice because he slides the golf pro there a few pills here and there. He has this one dude that pays the $25 a pill who is loaded. Its fucking insane to me. Makes zero sense.
 
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That ever happens you fuckers better book a flight to CR instead, cheaper partying and hookers, you can get actual hot women for $100 an hour

I wanna state I do hope you dont fall of the wagon... unless you actually be a "normal" drinker.., but when people like us binge we binge in large quantities
 

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Cool story, sounds about like me when I went through a divorce 4 years ago minus the drugs and the flaccid dick
 
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I am not particularly proud of this story but it was the 1st time a fucked a hooker (for free).

I was 17 and so was my best friend, the older of the group and the one that tried to lead was 20-21. We decide to meet at this 80's new wave bar downtown... lots of blow and cheap beer, there weren't many girls at the bar at this particular night so the older guy who I'm calling John suggests we go to play some slots at the Del Rey while whore watching. (Back then they comped you with drinks for playing slots).

So after being fucking up with stuff and booze for hours the pack got horny and so we decided we should be able to take a whore for free and make her give us a blowjob. We make a plan, my buddy and I will fake being Italian tourists with lots of $, while John is a local drug dealer that wants to fuck us out of $ and so he starts telling girls about this (lets scam this fuckers for all they got). Finally a hot blonde decides to come with us licking her chops, we walk to the rotten motel and on the way a black dude asks us for $, I give him a buck. We keep walking.

So we come to the room and we start fucking with the girl any way possible... 2 hours go by, chick is charging us, John starts saying we should make a run for it (in English so chick dont freak out), We bolt 3 flights of stairs in 5 seconds while chick is screaming and running after us semi naked... we arrive at the entrance of the motel and the gate can only be opened from a booth inside, we are fucked... or so we thought as the black dude from before saved us from a scene, he was in the booth!!! Best instant karma reward ive got from giving someone some coins.

We run take a cab, drop John and my buddy and I make it safe at his father's home. 17 year old punks.
 

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The girl I was with is the one on the right. The lighter skin girl. I think she's only in one pic. Never caught her name. The other girls name is Mariah.

The darker skin was actually much much hotter than what she appears in those pics. But I was fucked up so idk.

Lol Fucking classic stripper song.
I was just in Dallas this weekend. Dallas is filled with whores and there's a spa that has a white chick that looks just like the girl from The Big Bang Theory. If you're interested PM me Bourn and I'll send you the details.
 

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http://lasvegassun.com/news/2016/nov/18/ohio-cops-woman-offered-to-sell-sex-for-60-and-som/

[h=1]Ohio cops: Woman offered to sell sex for $60 and some nachos[/h]
Associated Press
Friday, Nov. 18, 2016 | 9:05 a.m.
YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Police in Ohio are accusing a woman of selling sex for $60 and some nachos.
Officers near Youngstown say they arrested 36-year-old Crystal Hotlosz during an undercover operation Monday.
Beaver Township police say an officer texted the woman after seeing an online advertisement for sex services.
Officers say she first wanted $50 and some nachos and later upped her price to $60.
Police say that when the undercover officer later met the woman in the parking lot of a Mexican restaurant, she asked if he had the extra money and her nachos.
WKBN-TV in Youngstown reports Hotlosz has been charged with solicitation and possession of criminal tools.
A message seeking comment was left with her attorney on Friday.
 

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http://lasvegassun.com/news/2016/nov/18/ohio-cops-woman-offered-to-sell-sex-for-60-and-som/

Ohio cops: Woman offered to sell sex for $60 and some nachos


Associated Press
Friday, Nov. 18, 2016 | 9:05 a.m.
YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Police in Ohio are accusing a woman of selling sex for $60 and some nachos.
Officers near Youngstown say they arrested 36-year-old Crystal Hotlosz during an undercover operation Monday.
Beaver Township police say an officer texted the woman after seeing an online advertisement for sex services.
Officers say she first wanted $50 and some nachos and later upped her price to $60.
Police say that when the undercover officer later met the woman in the parking lot of a Mexican restaurant, she asked if he had the extra money and her nachos.
WKBN-TV in Youngstown reports Hotlosz has been charged with solicitation and possession of criminal tools.
A message seeking comment was left with her attorney on Friday.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...mands-50-plate-nachos-sex-undercover-cop.html

I rather be gay than pay for her. OMG
 

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