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LMFAO

MikeB, where would you like to be when we are Wilbur's age?

My dream has always been to live secluded in a nice mountain type cabin... hunt and work the land for food, drink scotch in front of the fire at nites. Hopefully meet mr mayhem during sleep.

Haha, I'm living your dream
 

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Sounds like fun. Unfortunate the boner gods weren't smiling upon you. Your boy should have scored some viagra if he knew this was gonna be in the cards. Cause sometimes it doesn't matter how hot they are if you've drank enough and/or done enough drugs. That's a frustrating feeling for sure.
 

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Had it been my money and my choice of girls it would have been way better story. Just alcohol and video of girls shoving dildos in ass with my cock in her mouth. I just thought I would share my Monday night. Cheers
 

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Two older dudes can't get it up for 2 young hot girls? Sounds like you two might have been able to get it up for each other and save a few hundred bucks.

Something to think about next time you queens are hangin out.

If you look in the second paragraph he talks about doing ATM BEFORE the girls for there.
 

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If he carries pockets full of cash why did you go to the ATM? How much thight did you put into this Bullshit story. Lol
 

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Queen, see what happens when you get personal with a bunch of degens. you get a new nickname, and everything gets called into question...

you can't win.
 

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Had it been my money and my choice of girls it would have been way better story. Just alcohol and video of girls shoving dildos in ass with my cock in her mouth. I just thought I would share my Monday night. Cheers

So is your ass sore?
 

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How did you fuck a hooker when you couldn't get it up? ALL AROUND FAIL
 

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Bourn, youre scaring me. A few days back your happy Harry hard on that you took a pic of a cracked out Tara Ried.

Now you're talking about doing ATM with a bean counter and banging a 15 yr old Mexican.
 

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Sounds like fun. Unfortunate the boner gods weren't smiling upon you. Your boy should have scored some viagra if he knew this was gonna be in the cards. Cause sometimes it doesn't matter how hot they are if you've drank enough and/or done enough drugs. That's a frustrating feeling for sure.

Yeah no shit. Im just glad I wasn't the one who shelled out $550 to finger bang some dirty sluts who I wouldn't have looked at twice on the street. I think its still funny. He said between the pills, cocf, and whores he spent right at $1,750. Just an average good ol monday night. That girl I was with though, damn her pussy was right on. She hadn't been fucked right and unfortunately still hasn't. Lol.
 

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The Bourn Identity!

Looking forward to the sequel!
 

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How did you fuck a hooker when you couldn't get it up? ALL AROUND FAIL

If you read my story retard I did fuck her but it was only about 4-5 minutes. She sucked my cock and played with my balls but it just wasn't happening. Im real and tell the truth. I had a fucking blast. I get enough pussy so not a big deal there, but thanks for stopping by to be a dickhead like usual.
 

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Either way it sounds fun. If I ever fall off the wagon I'll come party with you. From the sounds of it, it would be legendary.
 

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