Incubus 2010 MLB Season - 2nd Half Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

You know it, my man! :toast: I see where Lang will be launching a new site. www.therealbrandonlang.com PRICELESS! @)

Oh really? I hadn't read anything about Lang leaving Roman's site. Will Lang be on his own or is he dragging Eddie the Fraud with him?

 

[Incubus]

Oh really? I hadn't read anything about Lang leaving Roman's site. Will Lang be on his own or is he dragging Eddie the Fraud with him?

Go to the Fade Lang thread. You'll see a new site was registered.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Go to the Fade Lang thread. You'll see a new site was registered.

Will do.

Good luck to you the rest of this baseball season.

 

[Incubus]

Thursday July 22nd Selections YTD 5-4 +2.35 Units

I have decided to deviate from my original plan. I will now have between 1 to 3 plays per day.

The chimp is a gambling fool, what can I say!

OK, let's get this show going for Thursday! Mr. Chimp has the following 3 RL selections.

Thursday July 21st

-1.5 RUNS +155

1 UNIT to WIN 1.55 UNITS

-1.5 RUNS +125

1 UNIT to WIN 1.25 UNITS

-1.5 RUNS +105

1 UNIT to WIN 1.05 UNITS


Let's get the bananas!

 

[pickinplays]

I have decided to deviate from my original plan. I will now have between 1 to 3 plays per day.

The chimp is a gambling fool, what can I say!

OK, let's get this show going for Thursday! Mr. Chimp has the following 3 RL selections.

Thursday July 21st

-1.5 RUNS +155

1 UNIT to WIN 1.55 UNITS

-1.5 RUNS +125

1 UNIT to WIN 1.25 UNITS

-1.5 RUNS +105

1 UNIT to WIN 1.05 UNITS


Let's get the bananas!

FUCKing WOW

 

[makavelireturns913]

damn it missed the early bird special...will have to wait until later to get my gambling fix..hopefully this damn chimp will bring in some bananas for us..

 

[FelipeAugne]

Nice pictures as always Inc!!!

 

[Incubus]

Another losing day. That makes 2 days in a row. hno:

-1.5 RUNS +155 WIN

-1.5 RUNS +125 LOSS

-1.5 RUNS +105 LOSS


TODAY = 1-2 - .45 UNITS

YTD = 6-6 +1.90 UNITS

MEDIOCRITY SUCKS!

 

[doubledeuce22]

perhaps the chimp needs a name, just like 'henry the octopus'

 

[Incubus]

perhaps the chimp needs a name, just like 'henry the octopus'

Thank you for the suggestion. :toast:
Perhaps that'll turn things around! :lolBIG:

 

[Incubus]

Friday July 23rd Selections YTD 6-6 +1.90 Units

Hmmmmm ...... name for this God aweful chimp? I've been thinking what name would be fitting for this primate. Chester? Obama? Rufus? Sambo?

Right now, his name is SHITHEAD THE CHIMP. Rather fitting IMO since he appears to not be able to pick his nose, much less a MLB winner.

Hello everyone, my name is Shithead the Chimp! I'm a degenerate gambling drunk! Look at me!

You sure look like a mess, Shithead! I'll be honest with you.

OK, here's what you have for us today. Tread carefully. This chimp has been horrible lately.

Friday July 23rd

-1.5 RUNS +145

1 UNIT to WIN 1.45 UNITS

-1.5 RUNS +150

1 UNIT to WIN 1.50 UNITS

-1.5 RUNS +155

1 UNIT to WIN 1.55 UNITS

Damn this SHITHEAD THE CHIMP! He better get us some bananas today!

Well, at least the BABE OF THE DAY is good! ENJOY!

 

[scanz]

Inc you the man!!! Keep this thread going it fn funny as hell

 

[2PLAYSMAX]

Crissy Moran. One of the hottest. Can't believe she retired and went religious.

 

[Mr.Covers]

Chimp uses a lot of RL for small favorites. It's tough enough to win a game adding in must be 2 runs or more makes it even hardier.

My rule is RL for only -150 or above though every now and then like a play a lot pay the high line.

 

[Incubus]

Crissy Moran. One of the hottest. Can't believe she retired and went religious.

Most definitely a SUPER BABE!

How'd like to do a threesome with these two? :lolBIG:

 

[Incubus]

Chimp uses a lot of RL for small favorites. It's tough enough to win a game adding in must be 2 runs or more makes it even hardier.

My rule is RL for only -150 or above though every now and then like a play a lot pay the high line.

Thanks for the advice. Shithead the Chimp is usually high or drunk when he makes the selections, but I'll be sure to drill this tip into his thick skull! @)

 

[Incubus]

Crissy Moran. One of the hottest. Can't believe she retired and went religious.

I couldn't resist, so here's another lustful photo of Crissy Moran! :grandmais

 

[Incubus]

Shithead the Chimp takes offense to his name. He feels he's much more reagel than that. He's a chimp of leisure, and is bred for the finer things in life. The earlier photo was hijacked from a top secret file.

I made a deal with him. IF he has a winning day today, and he will be renamed.
He wants to have 2 more plays. Why not, it's Friday. He's an action junkie. I will humor him. 5 in total. :smoking:

TEAM TOTAL OVER 3.5 RUNS +105

1 UNIT to win 1.05 UNITS

TEAM TOTAL OVER 3.5 RUNS -120

1 UNIT to WIN .83 UNITS

GOOD LUCK!

Bonus babe to boot!

 

[Nicky49]

Why don't you have a contest to name it. The winner can win a chimp kiss or whatever he (or she) chooses. I'll pick BEANO. Then we can all vote on the best name.

 

[2PLAYSMAX]

!~))!:godown::devilex: