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No wonder we've been so inconsistent lately with these selections! ~~:<<
I just discovered the God damn chimp has been drinking on the job!
hno:
I'm going to have to put this primate into detox ASAP!
Will be back within the next 2 hours with today's play. Hopefully, he'll be sober by then. :smoking:
I just discovered the God damn chimp has been drinking on the job!
hno:
I'm going to have to put this primate into detox ASAP!
Will be back within the next 2 hours with today's play. Hopefully, he'll be sober by then. :smoking:
No wonder we've been so inconsistent lately with these selections! ~~:<<
I just discovered the God damn chimp has been drinking on the job!
I'm going to have to put this primate into detox ASAP!
Will be back within the next 2 hours with today's play. Hopefully, he'll be sober by then. :smoking:
No wonder we've been so inconsistent lately with these selections! ~~:<<
I just discovered the God damn chimp has been drinking on the job!
I'm going to have to put this primate into detox ASAP!
Will be back within the next 2 hours with today's play. Hopefully, he'll be sober by then. :smoking:
Oh yeah he'll be fine , 2 hours in detox is all it takes. As a matter of fact , i bet he comes with 2 games tonight. ... lol , good luck inc , love your thread.
Tuesday July 20th Selection YTD 3-2 +2.05 Units
It's been rough this past hour or so. The damn chimp has really been acting up since I took his bottle away.
He knows he's on the hot seat to produce some bananas for the hungry masses!
After much soul searching, he came up with the following RL play.
Tuesday July 20th
-1.5 RUNS +150
1 UNIT to WIN 1.5 UNITS
Let's hope this flea bitten guy comes through. He may have another one for tonight, but it's doubtful.
Good luck, Mr. Chimp! :toast:
It's been rough this past hour or so. The damn chimp has really been acting up since I took his bottle away.
He knows he's on the hot seat to produce some bananas for the hungry masses!
After much soul searching, he came up with the following RL play.
Tuesday July 20th
1 UNIT to WIN 1.5 UNITS
Let's hope this flea bitten guy comes through. He may have another one for tonight, but it's doubtful.
Good luck, Mr. Chimp! :toast:
Wendnesday July 21th Selection YTD 4-2 +3.55 Units
Mr. Chimp is up early today looking to score another bunch of bananas.
I just got a tip, a very hot tip on one of the early games today.........
Well, you filthy monkey, if you ask me this is a really sketchy looking play. :smoking:
Wednesday July 21st
+165
1 UNIT to WIN 1.65 UNITS
Good luck, Mr. Chimp!
Mr. Chimp is up early today looking to score another bunch of bananas.
Well, you filthy monkey, if you ask me this is a really sketchy looking play. :smoking:
Wednesday July 21st
1 UNIT to WIN 1.65 UNITS
Good luck, Mr. Chimp!
You motherfucking ape! FUCK YOU!
I'd love to blow you up!
Rarely will I chalk up a game as a LOSS this early in the contest, but it's evident you were completely drunk when you made this pick! Pineiro is garbage today! :>(
+165 LOSS
4-3 +2.55 UNITS
Not sure if I'll let you have another chance today.
You really disappoint me with your inconsistency! ##)
I'd love to blow you up!
Rarely will I chalk up a game as a LOSS this early in the contest, but it's evident you were completely drunk when you made this pick! Pineiro is garbage today! :>(
4-3 +2.55 UNITS
Not sure if I'll let you have another chance today.
You really disappoint me with your inconsistency! ##)
Wipe that pitiful dumb look off your face, you stupid chimp! ~~:<<
You look totally DAZED AND CONFUSED!!!! Are you hitting the sauce again?
I bought into your Angels selection today ... hook, line and sinker!
I can't help but be fuming at you right now! Your costing me and many others here money!
STRAIGHTEN UP YOUR ACT!
You look totally DAZED AND CONFUSED!!!! Are you hitting the sauce again?
I bought into your Angels selection today ... hook, line and sinker!
I can't help but be fuming at you right now! Your costing me and many others here money!
STRAIGHTEN UP YOUR ACT!
2 BONUS Wendnesday July 21th Selections YTD 4-3 +2.55 Units
Mr. Chimp and I had a "pow wow" to "clear the air" so to speak. Much like a "players only" meeting on an underachieving ball club. I was visably upset with him earlier for his Angels dud, but everything is OK now.
The chimp remains confident to reverse today's earlier dismal performance. He's spent the past several hours glued to his laptop searching for the "gems" on tonight's remaining MLB schedule.
Not sure why I should trust this primate, but I'm willing to give him another chance.
In fact, he has come up with 2 bonus RL selections. Let's hope he can get some bananas with them.
2 BONUS SELECTIONS Wednesday July 21st
-1.5 RUNS +180
1 UNIT to WIN 1.8 UNITS
-1.5 RUNS +130
1 UNIT to WIN 1.3 UNITS
Best of luck, Mr. Chimp!
Mr. Chimp and I had a "pow wow" to "clear the air" so to speak. Much like a "players only" meeting on an underachieving ball club. I was visably upset with him earlier for his Angels dud, but everything is OK now.
The chimp remains confident to reverse today's earlier dismal performance. He's spent the past several hours glued to his laptop searching for the "gems" on tonight's remaining MLB schedule.
Not sure why I should trust this primate, but I'm willing to give him another chance.
In fact, he has come up with 2 bonus RL selections. Let's hope he can get some bananas with them.
2 BONUS SELECTIONS Wednesday July 21st
1 UNIT to WIN 1.8 UNITS
1 UNIT to WIN 1.3 UNITS
Best of luck, Mr. Chimp!
You know it, my man! :toast: I see where Lang will be launching a new site. www.therealbrandonlang.com PRICELESS! @)
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