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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> ..... Parsons Comparitive Poon Valuation Index.....

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That did it.
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Too bad I was drinking my coffee at the same time, though.
 

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Thanks Phaedrus and others for the vote of confidence. I am afraid, however, that as long as women have equal voting rights to men, my career prospects in anything even remotely political are extremely bleak.
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fact of the matter is....would she bang him?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I had to go into her room recently to check out the sealant on the window when she was out and the bottom drawer of her dresser right beside the bed was open <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

yeah right...

more like

"I waited for her to leave so that I could snoop through her room & look for some dirty underwear...lo & behold...I found a couple of vibrators?"
 

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I have a simple solution to your problem all you have to do is make her prepay you for 1 year then you can
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her all you want and not worry about her missing the rent. Both of you will be happy you get the cash she gets
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. Remember always practice safe
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. I have to admit i only enjoy mature women over 30. One thing i have noticed is that women can smell the scent of other women on me, i don't know what it is and it's not their perfume. My lady friend im with right now makes me happy, but ever since being with her so many women and married ones want to
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me. I was working on a house the other day and i ran into this woman who's married and we started flirting no big thing but the hubby was upstairs and she wanted to kiss me. Now i know in the past i wouldv'e kissed her and arranged a rendezvous so we can finish what we started, but im very happy with the woman im with. I have to resist temptation or else im going down
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Jesus you're just pussy whipped, what happened did the guy pork her yet ?
 

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gotta ask...did you take a good whiff of the dildo???
"I did not inhale
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cokehead:
Jesus you're just pussy whipped, what happened did the guy pork her yet ?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You should see the pussy im
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and i've never been whipped it's the other way around. Married women calling me up 6-10 times a day because hubby can't get it down in the sack. I guess you can call me a marriage counsellor and if it wasn't for me a lot of marriages would be not. Just trying to do my part in this world in helping others in any way
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. You could write a book or make a movie based on my life. I have many stories i can say but then i would be putting a lot of families at risk and i don't want to do that unless i have a reason to do so
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>You should see the pussy im and i've never been whipped it's the other way around. Married women calling me up 6-10 times a day because hubby can't get it down in the sack. I guess you can call me a marriage counsellor and if it wasn't for me a lot of marriages would be not. Just trying to do my part in this world in helping others in any way. You could write a book or make a movie based on my life. I have many stories i can say but then i would be putting a lot of families at risk and i don't want to do that unless i have a reason to do so . <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I guess the saying JESUS saves is right on then
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My bad the holy one
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Keep up the good work cuz the last thing we need are more broken families
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LMFAO!
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Take care i have a rendezvous and im running late. Let them wait for me im worth the wait
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Logans, let me see if I get this straight, you go into someone's room and get into something that is completely none of your business and is actually rather private.....you come announce to the world on a gambling forum and then you ask for advice?


Not everyone's advise is the same...mine? Get real.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> The one staying is early thirties, quite hot and just brokeup (amicably) with her boyfriend of many years this past summer. She still sleeps over at his place once a week even though she moved in here a few months ago.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't mean to sound TOO harsh, but from my women's point of view...

Forget it, she's getting everything she need, she might be "training" the whole week for that "once a week" night...
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If she's been there for a couple of months and hasn't come on to you, has it occurred to you that maybe she's simply NOT interested?
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wilheim:
Logan - did you check her hamper for any goodies?


wil.
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Wil, your one sick cookie and my hero! LMAO


Wil and Tate, you know he rummaged the hamper, he probably has a pair under his bed as we speak.
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just found this old thread and can't stop laughing at the comments. To the OP, Logans Run, did you ever hit this fox or at the very least stalk her?
 

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LOL I forgot about this. Nah, I just let sleeping toys lie. She and her sister bought a house and left in Feb.
 

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JESUS said:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cokehead:
Jesus you're just ***** whipped, what happened did the guy pork her yet ?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You should see the ***** im
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and i've never been whipped it's the other way around. Married women calling me up 6-10 times a day because hubby can't get it down in the sack. I guess you can call me a marriage counsellor and if it wasn't for me a lot of marriages would be not. Just trying to do my part in this world in helping others in any way
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. You could write a book or make a movie based on my life. I have many stories i can say but then i would be putting a lot of families at risk and i don't want to do that unless i have a reason to do so
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so you're saving marriages by indiscreetly fucking other guys' wives? Yeah excuse me if i don't sign my future wife up immediately. I'm sure tha'ts a real healthy way of dealing with marital sex issues, just getting that outside dick huh?

I'm sure that's a healthy marraige to begin with if there's cheating going on. If i was married i'd love to find out if this occurred so i could beat the fuck out of my spouse and then leave her
 

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It sounds like a good three's company episode.
 

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