I need some advice from my HIP bros........

[LogansRun]

I rent out two spare bedrooms in my house so I have two tenants, both women, one on the way out and one staying. The one staying is early thirties, quite hot and just brokeup (amicably) with her boyfriend of many years this past summer. She still sleeps over at his place once a week even though she moved in here a few months ago. I had to go into her room recently to check out the sealant on the window when she was out and the bottom drawer of her dresser right beside the bed was open. Lo and behold, a vibrator. Let's just say that I am extremely horned up over this.

So today, I had to go in there again (while the house was empty he he he) and I see she just bought 4 rechargeable AAA batteries to go along with a g spot vibrator. The 7" one already has 2 AA rechargeables in it. I did happen to note a battery recharger but it didn't register at the time what that was for or where the batteries were going.

I would love to jump her bones but I would also hate to lose a tenant who pays on time and actually cares about my house. Besides I would hate to get into serious trouble for invading her privacy albeit by mistake. Should I pretend I know nothing and keep it platonic even though it would probably kill me knowing full well she's is not queen of her county or should I try something and risk losing her?

 

[lander]

You should respect her privacy and stop snooping through her stuff you freak.

 

[Seymour]

What you think a 30 year old girl doesn't get herself off? And you think she wants to bang you because she has a dildo?

 

[JudgeWapner]

Pork her,and then find another tennant.

 

[Jabow]

No matter how good she looks, collect the cash, and bang someone else,
NEVEr, NEVER, NEVER mix the biz with the puss, Just about all puss is the same once you're in, (almost all) so go bang some other chick, and stop snooping

 

[soccerbob]

Logans- I feel you were wrong to go through her stuff. Those things belong to her and you should respect her space and her privacy. I can't say don't try to tap it because I would try to nail a subway train if I was horny enough but you might want to keep her as a tenant and chase someone else.

 

[SubZaero]

Tennants will come and go, a good puss in need of dick is not all the time that you can have.

 

[wilheim]

Logan - did you check her hamper for any goodies?


wil.

 

[DarrylParsons]

All sex comes with a price. Sometimes the price is clear and upfront, while other times it can be very difficult indeed to calculate. In this case the price is having to find another tenant, the lost rent in the meantime and the risk of the next one not being as reliable etc. Divide that by the number of times you bang her and you get the cost per hit. If it's a fair market price based on how good she is, then I say go for it. Otherwise you should look for a better deal.

Sorry to take all the romance out of it but unfortunately that's just the way it is. GL in any case

 

[WalkofLife]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>All sex comes with a price. Sometimes the price is clear and upfront, while other times it can be very difficult indeed to calculate. In this case the price is having to find another tenant, the lost rent in the meantime and the risk of the next one not being as reliable etc. Divide that by the number of times you bang her and you get the cost per hit. If it's a fair market price based on how good she is, then I say go for it. Otherwise you should look for a better deal.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

POST OF THE MONTH!!!


Logan;

Stop going through her stuff. Now I'd recommend to play the "Clooney" card. Invite her to dinner (all casual), buy her some wine and try to arouse her smoothly. Let her go unfvcked for that nite. Repeat the process 2 or 3 more times and when she asks you to PLEASE fvck her, tell her it will only be sex. Be upfront and please, when you do pork her

, pork her well.

Good luck, Logan... you freak.

 

[Dante]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lander:
You should respect her privacy and stop snooping through her stuff you freak.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


LMFAO

 

[Dante]

Seriously though man...Just one question. Were you dreaming this while you were Sleeping or Awake?

 

[Fishhead]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dante:
Seriously though man...Just one question. Were you dreaming this while you were Sleeping or Awake?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Your bad Dante!

 

[HacheMan]

Lmao Lander...... <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> stop snooping through her stuff you freak. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

[Phaedrus]

posted by Darryl Parsons:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>
... the price is having to find another tenant, the lost rent in the meantime and the risk of the next one not being as reliable etc. Divide that by the number of times you bang her and you get the cost per hit. If it's a fair market price based on how good she is, then I say go for it.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I say we fire John Snow and Alan Greenspan and give Darryl both their jobs. This is a man who could save the U.S. economy overnight, by applying the advanced principles of the Parsons Comparitive Poon Valuation Index to all aspects of the American economy. The PCPVI is one of the most under-utilised economic formulae in America today, and we are paying dearly for it.


Phaedrus

 

[Horseshoe]

Parsons..LMAO..putting an MBA's angle to it(feel like 'im back in QBA)..LOL..ya sharpie, ya' pimp!

Can't wait for Beaner's take!

 

[PanchoSanza]

I say you take the rent out of her ass.

 

[tatehill2000]

This is a GREAT thread,, and lets be honest,,, I AM CALLING YOU OUT,,,,

I KNOW YOU SNIFFED HER PANTYS YOU FREAK!!!!!!!!!!

so just admit it!!!!

ahahahah,,, DARRYL,,, and the others are soooo right on,,, give it up,,, DO NOT BANG HER!!!! DO NOT DO IT<<,, IT IS NOT WORTH IT,, !!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is my Favorite Example,,, for COST /VALUE

YOu REady???
VAG/$$$$
Is a Little VAG worth a SOLID 500 a Month?? NOPE???

Unless yoru a complete SLUG You could catch some VAG for a few $$,,, and Drinks,,,,are you getting my drift?????
Cost is toooo high,,,
tater

 

[PanchoSanza]

I was thinking the same thing.

You know he took a whiff of that vibrator too.

 

[tatehill2000]

DUde,,, Pancho,,,, we know th truth,, if you are thinking THIS MCUH INTO IT,,, admit it,,haha,, Just dotn put your SCHLONG into her Milk and JUICE like that one freak did,, hahaha,, he got caught,, hhah it was on video,, he TAPPED his Pecker ,,,hha on her fod,, then she ate it,,, hahahahah,, funny shit,, lets not see yoru HAIRY ass on video Please,, hahah,,,,
Tater