I am going to kick the Doberman's ASS

[PornoPaul]

Well GD. I think right now you are on your way to the club for a lesson. I think you said it was at 4. I hope you arent to sore on thurs.
I am glad to hear you have a video guy there to catch htis. I am sure some rxers wanna see it.
I may be flying in instead of driving. if so you said you could pick me up from d airport. Is that still an option?
I have a meeting around 5 or 6 with Brad but I am sure we will be done way before that. I mau need a massage after the brytal match tho... :toast:

P

 

[WorldNumberOne]

i am almost positive i could beat you 2 playing austrailian doubles.

i get the doubles lines and you 2 get the singles line...

 

[GreenDoberman]

Well I made it through my hour lesson today.

My coach compared my to an Olympian....a Special Olympian.

There were two 8 year old girls playing on the next court openly laughing at me.

At the end of the lesson, the instructor surprised me by giving me my money back and saying "please don't ever come here again".

Other than that, it went pretty well.

 

[Railbird]

are you girls ever going to play or just talk

 

[GreenDoberman]

We are playing Thursday, Rail.

 

[PornoPaul]

Thurs is the day.... Maybe Fri too if Dobie feels up to it and I am doing good with the BB tourny.
Get your rest bitch...
I might fly. Still not sure. Can you pick me up? I would get in around 11 or noon.

PP

 

[WVU]

I detect some manlove between pp and green doberman. So who has a crush on who?

 

[GreenDoberman]

Judging from his repeated pictures of girls with strapons, I'd say PornoPaul is begging to be the catcher.

 

[WVU]

Judging from his repeated pictures of girls with strapons, I'd say PornoPaul is begging to be the catcher.

judging by the size of the strapons, you would probably be a bit of a disappointment.

:hump:

 

[GreenDoberman]

No doubt there. I was curious why he wanted to pick up some new balls at the Adult Superstore instead of the Sports Authority on the way to the match, though.:think2:

 

[GreenDoberman]

New lines are out after practice yesterday.

To win match:
PornoPaul -2000
Green Doberman +1600

Games Handicap:
Porno Paul -10/ +120
Green Doberman +10/-140

Props:
Will PornoPaul win 6-0 6-0?
Yes +700
No -1500

Will GreenDoberman be unable to complete the entire match?
Yes +450
No -650

Sharp and square money is pouring in on me, I hope Paul brings his "A" game.

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

GD....bring home some good news tomorrow...By the way Dsethi says that you are the favorite now to get a job before I do...

 

[PornoPaul]

Well today is the day. I still dont know if I am driving or flyin. I am leaning towrds flying. I didnt play yesterday as I want to be fresh. I have a feeling Doberman has been sandbagging this whole time and is a good player. We will see.
This is your guys last chance to get you action in.
Apparently the doberman is bting someone to film this fiasco and it will get posted up on you tube.
Im going to lay some money on myself for the sweep. 6-0, 6-0... What ever it is we will be having some cocktails at Ceasers later watch some hoop and laughing out stupid asses.

Either way we WILL have a rematch at the BASH this year. Should be fun in the 125 heat.

P

 

[Dante]

Well today is the day. I still dont know if I am driving or flyin. I am leaning towrds flying. I didnt play yesterday as I want to be fresh. I have a feeling Doberman has been sandbagging this whole time and is a good player. We will see.
This is your guys last chance to get you action in.
Apparently the doberman is bting someone to film this fiasco and it will get posted up on you tube.
Im going to lay some money on myself for the sweep. 6-0, 6-0... What ever it is we will be having some cocktails at Ceasers later watch some hoop and laughing out stupid asses.

Either way we WILL have a rematch at the BASH this year. Should be fun in the 125 heat.

P

:lol::lol: no way that happens

 

[GreenDoberman]

Match set for 12:30 Pacific today. Hoping Paul has jet lag from the long trip in from Burbank.

Hopefully, we'll get a writeup and possibly some interviews afterwards.

Take the Doberman plus the 10 games.

Lines are a few posts up.

A few more props:

Time of match will be over/under 74 minutes:

Over +130
Under -150

Number of games in match will be over/under 15 1/2:
Over +120
Under -140

Number of Rx posters in attendance (includes two participants) will be over/under 3:
Over EV
Under -120

Number of porn stars in attendance will be over/under 0.5:
Over +170
Under -200

Green Doberman will die on the court:
Yes +550
No -900

 

[bigtendominator]

Where is it taking place?

 

[GreenDoberman]

B10,
Darling Tennis Center in Las Vegas, home of the Tennis Channel Open.

Just waiting for PP to call from the airport to let me know he is on his way.

 

[GreenDoberman]

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I am going to kick the Doberman's ASS
<HR style="COLOR: #fdde82" SIZE=1><!-- / icon and title --><!-- message -->Dobbie has called me out. He thinks he can win 1 game at tennis in a standard three set match.
I am positive it will be 6-0, 6-0. Not only that, it should'nt take more than 30 min. At the most! LOL
Who wants action????????????????????
Dobie says he has been gettin in shape. I dunno. If gettin in shape means drinking and staying up late posting drunken incoherent ramblings, then I guess he is an Olympian.

Dobbie its on. you better practice:finger:



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Do you believe in Miracles? Yes.

Green Doberman 6-3 3-6 7-5.

See the other thread for the writeup.

I do believe Paul is walking around the Strip right now with an "I'm Green Doberman's Bitch" t-shirt on.

 

[RupertPupkin]

Go Dobo !!!

 

[PO69]

Wait a minute now!


I have seen you AND Paul. The fix must have been in here!