Did some cardio today and got my iTunes soundtrack ready to pump some iron.
PornoPaul did nothing but count his money and jerk off. (Wait, I think I did that too).
All the early money is pouring in on the Doberman. Haven't these people seen how fat and out of shape I am? The Colt Brennan jersey is slimming, it ain't pretty underneath.
Nevertheless, we need to set a tentative date for this epic battle.
Your home court or mine? I know you play at some high-falutin' country club. My turf is the Darling Tennis Center, home of the Tennis Channel Open.
Don't sing it Porno, just bring it.
walking back and forth from the couch to tbe fridge doesnt count as cardio...
go take a lesson with a pro and have him move you side to side for an hour.