I am going to kick the Doberman's ASS

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Did some cardio today and got my iTunes soundtrack ready to pump some iron.

PornoPaul did nothing but count his money and jerk off. (Wait, I think I did that too).

All the early money is pouring in on the Doberman. Haven't these people seen how fat and out of shape I am? The Colt Brennan jersey is slimming, it ain't pretty underneath.

Nevertheless, we need to set a tentative date for this epic battle.

Your home court or mine? I know you play at some high-falutin' country club. My turf is the Darling Tennis Center, home of the Tennis Channel Open.

Don't sing it Porno, just bring it.



walking back and forth from the couch to tbe fridge doesnt count as cardio...

go take a lesson with a pro and have him move you side to side for an hour.
 

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hey Paul.. u ever work around Kenny Gallo?? he frequents another site.. i know he isnt in the biz anymore but still name drops like he knows whats going on now a days
 

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winner will meet up with Railbird in the finals at the LA open.
 

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Man, it would be the greatest if they actually do this and someone is smart enough to put it up on a live feed webcast!

Imagine the side-betting!
 

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You guys realize you can have matchbook make a live market for this?!?! Check out under X-bets. It explains on the home page that if you email them the info, they'll create the market (under X-bets), and then we can wager on it! After the match is played, you simply tell MB who won and they score the wagers and transfer the money as with any other wagering event.
 

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Dobie,

you did some cardio. LOL:missingte

We will play at your court. When would you like to do this? Or should I say get it over with.

I think you may be sand bagging. But thats ok. I rode my bike 80 miles last Fri and played 2 matches. I lost both of course.

Wha kind of raquet did you ebd up with?

Practice up buddy. I know I will.

Maybe we should set it up for the BASH. Now that would be funny. We could also do the rematch at the BASH??

PP
 

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Look what crawled out from under the rocks.:lolBIG:

You rode your bike 80 fucking miles AND played two matches.

When I said I did cardio, what I was saying was I taped Denise Austin and injured myself during the stretch portion.

I still haven't bought a racquet and it rained every day for the last three days so I haven't attended one of the clinics.

And I'm not sandbagging, I may seriously die if you decide to run me around the court.
 

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We can save the rematch for the Bash. That way you can kick the crap out of me this time and I will do a Rocky-like training YouTube video that will fire up the Rx masses.
I'll come out like the white guy in "The Great White Hype" and the squares and grandmas will be betting five bucks a pop on me.

Then you will crush me like a bug and I'll proceed to get shitfaced while getting attaboy pats on the back from the rest who could not recapture their youth.

But we'll hype it up Don King style and no one will care.
 

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I didnt ride and play the same day. LOL
The last 10 miles was tourture.
It will be a good match. perhaps we could handicap it a little different???

Lets say I give you,

The dbls lines
4 serves
You start each set 2-0


How about that?

PP
 

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No, we play straight up.

I'm not your charity case. Unless you want to provide sympathy blow jobs from some of your actresses, in that case my name is Charity.

I refuse to believe you can completely wipe the court with me. I am from the same city that Andre Agassi is from after all. Sadly, that is the only thing we have in common.

So you just sit in your country club sipping your Grey goose and Cranberry, while I lay low in the hood on the West-side getting my drank on.

I can't wait to see you slam your racquet down when you double-fault at 30-40, to make it 6-0, 5-1.

I'll be dancing Dante-style::dancefool
 

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hey porno paul. I went to high school in Chatsworth. How old are you? I graduated in '81.
 

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I need to get a lesson or two under my belt on Monday or Tuesday. Just to see if I can live through an hour of exercise. Other than that money is pouring in on me to take a few games off of you.
 

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Date and time please...... Im going to play a match in an hour. My back still hurts so we may need to adjust the spread lol:think2:
 

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You could still beat me if you had one leg because I'm so fat and out of shape. I do at least expect a few random porn stars in the stands to root me on and feel sorry for me after the match.

If you need I can come out there to your home turf and embarass you to the tune of 1-6, 2-6. I may need someone to drive me back to Vegas, with a pit stop at the hospital of course for some hydration.

Be careful with your back, all bets are action and the Doberman has no shame in winning by default.
 

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Go out and get some exercise this weekend. Make sure you hydrate. Practice your serve, backhand, slice and all those other trick shots you have.
I did a little research and found you were ranked when you were 18.
So i am sure i am in for an beating. the rematch we will do at the BASH this year buddy. That should give me plenty of time to get in shape.:nopityA:
 

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Anyone for Tennis? , wouldn't that be nice ....
 

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