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*Tiny looked like he pulled an all nighter b4 boarding Marine 1 on his way to Texas. Spewing streams of mindless word drool, he manages to admit to extorting Ukraine's president for dirt on Biden. He sounded frantic & looked unsteady.

We invite the reader to take a handful of Adderall and then speak the following out loud for some solid humor quotient:


"The conversation I had was largely congratulatory, was largely corruption, all of the corruption taking place. It was largely the fact that we don't want our people, like Vice President Biden and his son creating to the corruption already in the Ukraine.“

At his UNGA speech this morning the cocktail of drugs in Tiny's system was horribly evident.

Per Tom Joseph:

Trump looked like a reanimated carcass at his UN, slow-mo, slurring speech- sounding stricken, drugged, barely able to get words out & disconnected from what he was saying. Snot began running out of his nose during the wind-up. His family & cabinet clapped at the end. He's unwell

If you encountered someone on the street speaking to you like this you would wisely call 911 and have them given a thorough medical exam

Via the great @HoarseWhisperer:

Crazypants McGee is kitchen sinking the absolute f*** out of this press conference.

His answer to the only question: Hillary didn’t go to Wisconsin enough which is really bad because the FBI people were texting each other bad things which were also bad so... here’s Mike Pompeo.
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Trump looks and sounds like a doddering old bus station drunkard mumbling incoherently as a cop pokes him with their toe and says “Sir, you can’t sleep in the Greyhound Station.”

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Trump only adopts this sleepy tone and affect when he has been badly chastened publicly and knows his facade is teetering on the edge of failing.

He then goes dark, regroups, broods and simmers, and then erupts in a loco lawn sprinkler of angry nutbaggery.

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Babyfingers is trotting out a million small lines. They’re a narcissists feelers for a pulse. He’s fumbling in the dark trying to find a new line of rhetoric that gets any emotional reaction.

These lines are all too small though. Nearly all are old and long failed.
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This is how it goes with narcissists.

They have no inner life, no internal truth, no stable thoughts or beliefs.

They’re empty shells locked in an endless pantomime of whatever they think will “work”.

Life is an endless focus group.
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Trump is at his lowest point when he loses control of the narrative and has no idea how to get it back.

He’s there right now.

Usually he cocoons after these moments. Goes dark.

I assumed he’d flail a bit longer trying to stave off all of this sticking to him but maybe not.

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Based solely on this press conference, I’d say we might get a brief reprieve from Trump’s fiesta of loco.

Maybe a quiet night and morning.

It’ll be brief though. This is all too big and threatening for him to keep from going full raging loon for long.
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I gotta say, with the press conf now over, that was a bit startling.

I had expected Trump to still be very much in the phase that comes right before he cocoons: a spray of frenzied, manic, angry accusations and claims.

He swings wildly like a kid trying to find the piñata.
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It’s the desperation of a person who sees the train of public shaming bearing down and knows they can’t avoid it.

He was far more into the next phase though... the weirdly docile, resigned-sounding retreat of a man temporarily on his back

Random notes from this historic week/day

*Tiny publicly incriminates himself multiple times today and as a bonus says publicly that Pence committed similar illegal conversations w the Ukraine

*Tiny was willing to release a memo (transcript) containing multiple impeachable offenses *but still* will not release his tax returns. Probably nothing damning in there, eh?

*For third day in a row, Tiny and Rudy both make further incriminating statements publicly

*Tiny - in short dual presser w Zelensky - recounts a completely imaginary Ukranian woman who 'won the Miss Universe pageant'

*Tiny suggests that the whistleblower should be subject to public execution

*Public support for impeachment&removal of the POTUS reaches 55%

*224 House members endorse impeachment

*All it takes now is for 20 GOP Senators to decide their party is better off in 2020 without Tiny than it is attempting to further shame themselves by backing him

Kushner spotted going into McConnel's offices

" "Get your affairs in order, kid." The GOP will dump Trump & go for a stronger candidate like Haley in a second to save themselves. Ignore the cover bravado. Trump is in quicksand- legally, mentally, emotionally, physically & financially. Mitch & 19 R Senators can end this quickly

For anyone wary of making analogies to "mob-like" behavior by Tiny, Why are you wary?
His father was the business front for the Genovese crime family. He then laundered money for his masters in the concrete cartel. And when the Solntsevskaya rolled through Brighton Beach & Manhattan, taking over LCN, they took him along with it.

*Chaos inside Fox News as impeachment looms. Mgmt told Smith to stop attacking Carlson. Hannity privately says whistleblower is really bad for Trump. Paul Ryan has told Lachlan to plan for a post-Trump future.

https://t.co/b2MmBKrWkF


not sure if he's lost a bunch of lawn care customers, if his transgender "wife" started withholding sex, or if he finally finished streaming The American Factory on Netflix but Barman certainly has a lot of time these days to spend on therx poly forum.

i haven't seen him this excited since Bruce Jenner went in for his reassignment surgery
 

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[FONT=Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Calibri,Geneva,sans-serif]You're really having a blast with this aren't you? [/FONT]

It's a lot more fun than my salad years 2002-2012 when I crazily thought my time here was best spent advocating for this or that social policy (drug laws, same sex marriage etal) that was inevitably going to happen anyway

Hope things are rocking for you out there in NV....Our remaining life is far too short to live otherwise
 

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Read the Yahoo responses on impeachment articles. Even sane Dems are sick of this shit. My political Dem friends on FB are silent and they hate Trump

Facebook is best used for friendly photo sharing, comedy and music clips. I do not allow *any* political bullshit on my own humble page

okay...maybe some Andy Borowitz :)
 

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not sure if he's lost a bunch of lawn care customers, if his transgender "wife" started withholding sex, or if he finally finished streaming The American Factory on Netflix but Barman certainly has a lot of time these days to spend on therx poly forum.

i haven't seen him this excited since Bruce Jenner went in for his reassignment surgery

You almost worked as hard pasting my posts as I did typing them. Welcome to the funny farm

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It's a lot more fun than my salad years 2002-2012 when I crazily thought my time here was best spent advocating for this or that social policy (drug laws, same sex marriage etal) that was inevitably going to happen anyway

Hope things are rocking for you out there in NV....Our remaining life is far too short to live otherwise
You got that right.
 

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I could tell you but it's on my private server somewhere outside Denver

In a basement that will somehow delete 50k emails for no reason?
 

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imagine being president of the United States and you can't even enjoy a nice Saturday afternoon cheating at golf because you're a criminal and not even a good one at that and the walls are closing in and everyone knows about your Ukraine extortion and your laughing w Russians in the Oval Office about their 2016 election interference
 

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imagine being president of the United States and you can't even enjoy a nice Saturday afternoon cheating at golf because you're a criminal and not even a good one at that and the walls are closing in and everyone knows about your Ukraine extortion and your laughing w Russians in the Oval Office about their 2016 election interference

you have any valium ? if not , go get some...
 

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still waiting for you to post something even mildly amusing. already given up on you posting an accurate prediction
 

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Demonstrating that claims of his seeking election interference from foreign governments = HEARSAY, Tiny just comes right out and we Hear him Say on WH South Lawn that he expects election interference from at least two countries.

Maybe just maybe he is handicapped by not having anything remotely close to competent legal counsel?
 

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Demonstrating that claims of his seeking election interference from foreign governments = HEARSAY, Tiny just comes right out and we Hear him Say on WH South Lawn that he expects election interference from at least two countries.

Maybe just maybe he is handicapped by not having anything remotely close to competent legal counsel?

So, when was the last time there was NO foreign election interference?

Id say there will probably be at least 3 countries personally.... Russia, China and another from the Middle East region
 

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:) :)
 

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Reminder: Trump tweets are more effective if you tack "I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ!!!!" onto the end.
 

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"Mattis the most overrated General in history. He could not capture ISIS in over two years! I captured ISIS in one month!!!"
 

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The video of his ranting, rambling diatribe about Hillary, Obama and Biden while supposedly hosting the Italian President is breathtaking.

Ruefully comedic moments when one can see the facial expressions of the Italian translator who was likely quite unprepared for a paranoid, delusional anti-Democratic rally speech from Tiny
 

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[FONT=Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Calibri,Geneva,sans-serif]It would have been funnier if you had said WOZ![/FONT]

My writing staff is on October furlough
 

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The president of the united states is live-tweeting his own hellish descent into madness. what a time to be alive
 

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