Easy ass recipes

[HarryCaray]

I have this crock pot orange chicken recipe that I make all the time cause it's so easy and so damn good. Had to share it here. Thought maybe some people could share some recipes that are geared more towards the "easy as fuck to make" side of the spectrum. I do enjoy cooking more difficult things but it's nice to have some gimmes in the back pocket when you want something easy (kinda like that slut you knew in high school).

4-5 boneless skinless chicken breasts
Put in the crock pot on high until cooked (3 hours for big titties, 2 hours for smaller ones)
Drain water
Mix 2/3 cup orange marmalade, 2/3 cup bbq sauce, 2 tbsp soy sauce in bowl
Pour mix over chicken
Keep on high for 30 more minutes
Garnish with sesame seeds (optional)

So easy and really soooooo good. Kid friendly too.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

Tuna and bbq sauce mixed together. Lots of protein. Tastes good.

 

[HarryCaray]

Tuna and bbq sauce mixed together. Lots of protein. Tastes good.

First off, I doubt it tastes good. Secondly, cheese and crackers taste good together too but that don't make it a fucking recipe.

Get with the program Vlad

 

[MotorMouth]

Knowing Vlad, I think tuna and bbq some kind of sexual reference.
Like the time he ate a girl out at a rib joint.

 

[seldomseen]

First off, I doubt it tastes good. Secondly, cheese and crackers taste good together too but that don't make it a fucking recipe.

Get with the program Vlad

Haha.....Here is a really easy recipe:

Brown 1 lb ground beef
Add can of sloppy joe and simmer
on another burner boil water and add velvetta shells
drain velvetta shells and mix in cheese
combine sloppy joe mixture with mac n cheese

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

First off, I doubt it tastes good. Secondly, cheese and crackers taste good together too but that don't make it a fucking recipe.

Get with the program Vlad

I have let Defying's best bud down yet again.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

Knowing Vlad, I think tuna and bbq some kind of sexual reference.
Like the time he ate a girl out at a rib joint.

Never did that but once in hs, fucked a girl in a Burger King bathroom. All class here.

 

[NBAcapper08]

Never did that but once in hs, fucked a girl in a Burger King bathroom. All class here.

Lets be real you jerked off in a burger king. And it wasnt in HS it was last week

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

Lets be real you jerked off in a burger king. And it wasnt in HS it was last week

LOL. It happened. Friend worked there. Bottle of Jager. The end. Used to do her alot. Still talk occasionally although she is married.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

I would be the last person to jerk off in a BK bathroom. I hold my breath when I go in any fast food bathroom.

 

[HarryCaray]

Haha.....Here is a really easy recipe:

Brown 1 lb ground beef
Add can of sloppy joe and simmer
on another burner boil water and add velvetta shells
drain velvetta shells and mix in cheese
combine sloppy joe mixture with mac n cheese

Sounds like good stoned food

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

Haha.....Here is a really easy recipe:

Brown 1 lb ground beef
Add can of sloppy joe and simmer
on another burner boil water and add velvetta shells
drain velvetta shells and mix in cheese
combine sloppy joe mixture with mac n cheese

Isn't that basically hamburger helper?

 

[HarryCaray]

Here's a new crock pot recipe I tried out last night that was BOMB. It's like a chicken pot pie filling stew.

Throw this in a crock pot:
4 boneless skinless chicken breasts, cubed
8 oz baby carrots, halved
12 medium-sized red potatoes, quartered
2 (10.5oz) cans condensed cream of chicken soup
1 can chicken broth
few cloves of minced garlic
couple sprigs of rosemary
generous sprinkle black pepper

Cook on high for 5 hours

Add 16 oz. frozen vegetables (peas, carrots, corn mix)

Cook on high for one more hour

Comes out looking like this

Serve over split biscuits

 

[Willie99]

1-800-take out

 

[scottcarter]

Here's a new crock pot recipe I tried out last night that was BOMB. It's like a chicken pot pie filling stew.

Throw this in a crock pot:
4 boneless skinless chicken breasts, cubed
8 oz baby carrots, halved
12 medium-sized red potatoes, quartered
2 (10.5oz) cans condensed cream of chicken soup
1 can chicken broth
few cloves of minced garlic
couple sprigs of rosemary
generous sprinkle black pepper

Cook on high for 5 hours

Add 16 oz. frozen vegetables (peas, carrots, corn mix)

Cook on high for one more hour

Comes out looking like this

Serve over split biscuits

looks good Harry.

I am right now making coconut chicken.

-chicken
-onions
-carrots
-celery
-garlic
-lemon grass (from the garden)
-jalapenos (from the garden)
-ginger
-star anise
-cloves
-five spice
-turmeric
-cinnamon
-salt & pepper
-coconut milk
-fresh lime juice
-Yucca (similar to potatoes)

picture upcoming

 

[ML Dog]

Never did that but once in hs, fucked a girl in a Burger King bathroom. All class here.

Holy Crap. Vlad is Greg "Shock G" Jacobs (also known as Humpty Hump)!!! Battling the Streets of Oaktown to Battling an HOA in Indiana, what a strange progression

 

[HarryCaray]

looks good Harry.

I am right now making coconut chicken.

-chicken
-onions
-carrots
-celery
-garlic
-lemon grass (from the garden)
-jalapenos (from the garden)
-ginger
-star anise
-cloves
-five spice
-turmeric
-cinnamon
-salt & pepper
-coconut milk
-fresh lime juice
-Yucca (similar to potatoes)

picture upcoming

Sounds awesome. I gotta pay you a visit if I'm ever in your neck of the woods. I promise I won't shit on your floor.

 

[Betallsports]

Tuna and bbq sauce mixed together. Lots of protein. Tastes good.

Gross ... Wtf ?
you must be shitting out some weird stuff

 

[scottcarter]

Sounds awesome. I gotta pay you a visit if I'm ever in your neck of the woods. I promise I won't shit on your floor.

 

[ML Dog]

Oh yeah that looks very good. Has a "Thai" look to it which I love Thai Food. Appears as though this dish could be a bit "spicy" which to me would be great. :toast: