I quit wearing one about 7-8 years ago. Ahead of the curve, I was.
I should start wearing both watches all the time. It seems almost a waste to
leave one sitting around doing nothing. Besides it might draw the attention
of the hot gold diggers. And make me look like the neighborhood pimp. Then
all the retired old ladies would be chasing me down.
A watch, a small pocket knife and a handkerchief. Those are three of the handiest things a man can carry with him.