Bed Bug Thread
There seems to be enough People interested in the Topic so I hope I dont get hoisted on My own Petard for posting it.
Bed Bugs are probably the One single reason that My ability to win Money from Gambling is deteriorating, its because so much of My time is now used up thinking about their annoyance. My post in another Thread asking what they do when you fart full on to them merely states My original question some Years ago. Since then with the help of My Microyoubebiologuidist Daughter, I have become somewhat an Expert on their existance.
Firstly it has to be addressed that the recommended Hoovering your Mattress is asking for trouble, you see your hoover is full of Dust Mites and are BBs favourite meal outside Semen and Turd clinkers, Bed Bugs overdose on the extra Feast and multiply their Number quicker than an RX Tout. Whats the problem I hear you say? Well, too many Bed Bugs in a confined space like any Species means migration.
Getting back to the Farting situation for a minute, BBs are not mugs, they soon realise that although being down that end of the Bed has its bounty of semen/clinker, times can be hard, overcrowding, in-house fighting, high mortality rate, not to mention the smell, just like our Cities. So sooner or later they migrate up to the top of the Bed, that itch in your Ear at Night is probably a sign of Migration. However, some of these bastards are lazy and instead of going up the top of the Bed, go straight up your Jax. The itching around your Ballbag and Asshole at Night is without doubt caused by migrating BBs and once housed, are a pain to get rid of.
How does this affect my Betting I hear you say, well if your using any systems like "The Itchy Ball " or " Hemorrhoid Status" Theories then you will be getting the wrong signals and of course for normal Punters the incessent itching can play havoc with selections. So how do you eleviate or control the situation?
These steps may sound radical but you must remember your Bankroll is at stake. Any symptoms must be met immediately with you eating Garlicky Food and Eight Pints of Beer a Night. You make sure you give the Wife enough Drink to knock Her out and at Bedtime wedge a Bogroll Centre between the cheeks of her Arse, thereby giving easier access to the migrating BBs. Hopefully your successful Gambling goes on unhindered while telling the Wife that your sure Her itch will go in time.
Please post any findings or experiences you have had for all our sakes, this is the silent Bankroll Killer.
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I'm glad this came up again as I have been doing some research in between capping NFL and NBA. The significant thing is Bed Bugs congregating around your Anus is the main reason People have bad sleep so the road I went down was experimenting with various Vegetables stuck up My Arse to see if any repelled the Bugs. While most did nothing, Cauliflower caused an increase in itching that went on well into the Day, interestingly Sprouts, from the same Family completely cleared the area of Bugs. One disaster was Tomatoes, which are not easy to shove up and the Wife phoned the Doctor as She thought My Hemroids had finally exploded. So there you go, Two sprouts stuck up the Arse nightly will get rid of those Pesky Bugs, I will investigate Sprout Farts as an alternative and keep you posted.
There seems to be enough People interested in the Topic so I hope I dont get hoisted on My own Petard for posting it.
Bed Bugs are probably the One single reason that My ability to win Money from Gambling is deteriorating, its because so much of My time is now used up thinking about their annoyance. My post in another Thread asking what they do when you fart full on to them merely states My original question some Years ago. Since then with the help of My Microyoubebiologuidist Daughter, I have become somewhat an Expert on their existance.
Firstly it has to be addressed that the recommended Hoovering your Mattress is asking for trouble, you see your hoover is full of Dust Mites and are BBs favourite meal outside Semen and Turd clinkers, Bed Bugs overdose on the extra Feast and multiply their Number quicker than an RX Tout. Whats the problem I hear you say? Well, too many Bed Bugs in a confined space like any Species means migration.
Getting back to the Farting situation for a minute, BBs are not mugs, they soon realise that although being down that end of the Bed has its bounty of semen/clinker, times can be hard, overcrowding, in-house fighting, high mortality rate, not to mention the smell, just like our Cities. So sooner or later they migrate up to the top of the Bed, that itch in your Ear at Night is probably a sign of Migration. However, some of these bastards are lazy and instead of going up the top of the Bed, go straight up your Jax. The itching around your Ballbag and Asshole at Night is without doubt caused by migrating BBs and once housed, are a pain to get rid of.
How does this affect my Betting I hear you say, well if your using any systems like "The Itchy Ball " or " Hemorrhoid Status" Theories then you will be getting the wrong signals and of course for normal Punters the incessent itching can play havoc with selections. So how do you eleviate or control the situation?
These steps may sound radical but you must remember your Bankroll is at stake. Any symptoms must be met immediately with you eating Garlicky Food and Eight Pints of Beer a Night. You make sure you give the Wife enough Drink to knock Her out and at Bedtime wedge a Bogroll Centre between the cheeks of her Arse, thereby giving easier access to the migrating BBs. Hopefully your successful Gambling goes on unhindered while telling the Wife that your sure Her itch will go in time.
Please post any findings or experiences you have had for all our sakes, this is the silent Bankroll Killer.
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I'm glad this came up again as I have been doing some research in between capping NFL and NBA. The significant thing is Bed Bugs congregating around your Anus is the main reason People have bad sleep so the road I went down was experimenting with various Vegetables stuck up My Arse to see if any repelled the Bugs. While most did nothing, Cauliflower caused an increase in itching that went on well into the Day, interestingly Sprouts, from the same Family completely cleared the area of Bugs. One disaster was Tomatoes, which are not easy to shove up and the Wife phoned the Doctor as She thought My Hemroids had finally exploded. So there you go, Two sprouts stuck up the Arse nightly will get rid of those Pesky Bugs, I will investigate Sprout Farts as an alternative and keep you posted.
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From TRYING 2 WIN!
He didn't want to enter a baseball tournament because someone may win units and have a losing record by successfully picking underdogs.. He thought it was a rigged.
"Yes But this is a CONTEST....So basically you piITS A CONTEST MORONS....A LOSING RECORD SHOULD NOT BE A WINNER! 400 games you win 200 and as long as your dogs come in you win GIVE ME A BREAK!"
"The year of the DOG! Why even pick a favorite win or lose it will hurt you in the CONTEST!So it has to be a DOG!"
"Suck my DICK CRACK HEAD! Why would anybody pick a FAVE in the contest? You lose points towards the lead....SHUT YOUR MIN. WAGE ASS UP PUNK BITCH BAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAZA| Start Making your picks in the BASES FOROM *****!! You have always done this.... TALK SHIT BUT NEVER BACK IT UP PUNK Start making some picks. SKANK LOSER BAAAHAAAAA Hey STAY OFF THE SHET IT IS NOT GOOD FOR A 13 year old....BAAAAAHAAA"
He didn't want to enter a baseball tournament because someone may win units and have a losing record by successfully picking underdogs.. He thought it was a rigged.
"Yes But this is a CONTEST....So basically you piITS A CONTEST MORONS....A LOSING RECORD SHOULD NOT BE A WINNER! 400 games you win 200 and as long as your dogs come in you win GIVE ME A BREAK!"
"The year of the DOG! Why even pick a favorite win or lose it will hurt you in the CONTEST!So it has to be a DOG!"
"Suck my DICK CRACK HEAD! Why would anybody pick a FAVE in the contest? You lose points towards the lead....SHUT YOUR MIN. WAGE ASS UP PUNK BITCH BAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAZA| Start Making your picks in the BASES FOROM *****!! You have always done this.... TALK SHIT BUT NEVER BACK IT UP PUNK Start making some picks. SKANK LOSER BAAAHAAAAA Hey STAY OFF THE SHET IT IS NOT GOOD FOR A 13 year old....BAAAAAHAAA"
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<HR style="COLOR: #fdde82" SIZE=1><!-- / icon and title --><!-- message -->Boys I was at my relatives today and they did not have game on and I had large postions on interactives so I went to one of the bedrooms where there was tv and pc. It was cool but then we had to eat so I would go up every 5 minutes to watch game and check my interactive positions and the host said it was annoying and rude. I was quiet every time I did this too. She was a ***** and kind of singled me out at the table. I told her I was a big bettor and needed to view game because of my positions and she frowned and said I was sick!!!
I ripped her saying this is my living and to back off. She was like 35, 5-4, 115 , Italiana and blonde, kind of hot. She said this is my house and you sit at table the entire time or leave. I told her to settle down and then went on to say you frustrated *****. Now it is getting heated and the older people are telling me to calm down and it is Thanksgiving. I tried explaining to my uncle I ave big money on the Detroit game and he did not want to hear it and said gambling is bad abd I should quit. I just listened.
The ***** was the one getting to me and then she brings up some **** that her brother-in laws cousin bought a leather jacket from me last year and she said it was shedding and he wanted his money back.
I said *** you *****!!! I do not need this as my leather coats are top of the line ans she said get the *** out of my house you degenerate bum and I said good bye to everyone and when I was leaving ans she was pushing me out the door I told her I guess no one is eating your *****, *****!!
She slapped me and told me never to come back.
I got into my van when to the one deli that as open and bought cole cuts and went home and ate and gambled in peace.
It is so true that gamblers are anti social.
So overall decent day
I split 1-1
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<HR style="COLOR: #fdde82" SIZE=1><!-- / icon and title --><!-- message -->Boys I was at my relatives today and they did not have game on and I had large postions on interactives so I went to one of the bedrooms where there was tv and pc. It was cool but then we had to eat so I would go up every 5 minutes to watch game and check my interactive positions and the host said it was annoying and rude. I was quiet every time I did this too. She was a ***** and kind of singled me out at the table. I told her I was a big bettor and needed to view game because of my positions and she frowned and said I was sick!!!
I ripped her saying this is my living and to back off. She was like 35, 5-4, 115 , Italiana and blonde, kind of hot. She said this is my house and you sit at table the entire time or leave. I told her to settle down and then went on to say you frustrated *****. Now it is getting heated and the older people are telling me to calm down and it is Thanksgiving. I tried explaining to my uncle I ave big money on the Detroit game and he did not want to hear it and said gambling is bad abd I should quit. I just listened.
The ***** was the one getting to me and then she brings up some **** that her brother-in laws cousin bought a leather jacket from me last year and she said it was shedding and he wanted his money back.
I said *** you *****!!! I do not need this as my leather coats are top of the line ans she said get the *** out of my house you degenerate bum and I said good bye to everyone and when I was leaving ans she was pushing me out the door I told her I guess no one is eating your *****, *****!!
She slapped me and told me never to come back.
I got into my van when to the one deli that as open and bought cole cuts and went home and ate and gambled in peace.
It is so true that gamblers are anti social.
So overall decent day
I split 1-1
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I have hit probably 30-40 KENO JacKPots at Casino's and Local Places years ago, Like Treasures.
But No Luck ON-LINE w/ KENO!
Another ?....what's The Best ON-LINE Game to play...
Most will say BlackJack....I don't like BlackJack!
Thanks in Advance......................MR. NEWLYWED
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<HR style="COLOR: #fdde82" SIZE=1><!-- / icon and title --><!-- message -->I had a Nice Balance at 2 Different Books...........and Playing KENO all but DEPLETED my Balance!
I have hit probably 30-40 KENO JacKPots at Casino's and Local Places years ago, Like Treasures.
But No Luck ON-LINE w/ KENO!
Another ?....what's The Best ON-LINE Game to play...
Most will say BlackJack....I don't like BlackJack!
Thanks in Advance......................MR. NEWLYWED
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