an ode to my money

[barman]

It's all good

Your brother can run whatever rap he wants...Of the two of you, he's still the guy who will only have sex with one woman for the rest of his life

 

[Redagger029]

Sorry things didn't turn out Sooner. It can get a little messy when in-laws or friends turn to matchmaking. They mean well, but sometimes it's best to find that part of your life on your own.

About ten years ago, the girl I was dating insisted she had the right girl for one of my friends. I did not see the girl before the four of us double dated. Big mistake.

Moo!! Moo!!


How is it that really pretty girls have some really UGLY friends.



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