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i'm gonna be honest: if you see me on here this afternoon or tonight then it means things didn't go exactly as planned. if we hit it off i hope she's not gonna play the "i don't wanna seem too easy" part and make me wait until thanksgiving.

Did your brother give you any kind of signs that this girl is easy?
 

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Did your brother give you any kind of signs that this girl is easy?

yeah, he did, but i think his wife is hanging close by when i talk to him so he was being fairly subtle about it. made a comment that she must be pretty hungry if she was willing to meet up with me first thing in the morning. also told me i wouldn't be disappointed when i told him that i hoped he wasn't sending me out on a cow tipping mission.
 

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Because of your brother giving you signs of a horny girl, I will open up the betting at this....

Soonerdawg gets laid +400
Soonerdawg gets oral +750
Soonerdawg gets anal +1500
Soonerdawg is back by 3pm starting a thread about what he should eat for dinner. -500
 

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thanks for the vote of confidence there yankee.....

Well you have to remember there is a 25% chance she is on the rag, and if that's the case on a first date, I dont see her letting you get your redwings.
 

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i vote sooner is alone at a liqour store buying a bottle while he waits for a little casears $5 hot and ready
 

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Because of your brother giving you signs of a horny girl, I will open up the betting at this....

Soonerdawg gets laid +400
Soonerdawg gets oral +750
Soonerdawg gets anal +1500
Soonerdawg is back by 3pm starting a thread about what he should eat for dinner. -500

Sooner gets laid just dropped from +400 to -350
oral is now at +200
anal is now at +500
Soonerdawg is back by 3pm starting a thread about what he should eat for dinner is a loser.
 

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i vote sooner is alone at a liqour store buying a bottle while he waits for a little casears $5 hot and ready


That's pretty rough





Glad I saw the later post.....

Hopefully, he'll lock his garage so there's no Surprise Interuptions
 

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well, i have reprised the role of dragon slayer. it is my constant joking about enjoyment of hookers and ugly women that got me into this mess. my brother and i are now at odds because i made one too many complaints via text. i may not be going to thanksgiving at his house. i didn't want to sound like an ungrateful fuck and thought that his wife had made an honest effort to set me up with something decent. it is obvious she thought i was looking for the equivalent of a hooker -- a beat up old ugly hooker at that.

10 minutes after she left my house she texted and said she enjoyed herself and hoped to get to know me better. i have not responded to that text.
 

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WHAT?!?!?!?!?! She was that bad?

my brother distanced himself from the whole thing by saying "tracy (his wife) said she wasn't that bad". oh, thanks bro. give your stamp of approval on something you haven't seen.

he got pissed off when i texted him and told him i felt like i was the one doing them the favor instead of the other way around. he came back and told me to take her home and shut the fuck up, i wasn't doing him no favor.

sad thing is, at the end of the day, it didn't take much on my part to go through with it. but i am done talking about how hot ugly women are. seems people are taking me serious.
 

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