GOING TO THE YANKEE/ RED SOX GAME WITH MY WIFE AND HER FRIENDS.HER ARE 5 ABSOLUTE LOCKS:
5) MY WIFE AND HER FRIENDS WILL BE RUNNING LATE. THIS MEANS WE WILL PROBABLY MISS THE FIRST INNING AND THE ONLY PARKING SPACE AVAILABLE WILL BE THE $20 VALET PARKING ($40 DURING PLAYOFFS AND WORLD SERIES)
4) MY WIFE AND HER FRIENDS WILL TALK ALL GAME ABOUT EVERYTHING BUT BASEBALL YET THEY WILL ASK ME TO MISS HALF THE GAME GETTING THEM FOOD AND DRINKS.
THEY WILL ASK ME WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE SCORE IS SIGNIFICANTLY CHANGED WHEN I RETURN FROM THE ABOVE MISSION
3) I WILL PAY MORE FOR THE FOOD, DRINKS,PARKING GAS AND TOLLS THEN THE $300 I PAID FOR THE TICKETS
2) BY THE 5TH INNING I WILL TELL THEM TO SHUT THE HELL UP.
AND THE #1 LOCK FOR THE EVENING........ THE MOTHER ****** IN VALET PARKING WILL ASK ME FOR AN ADDITIONAL $10 TO PARK MY CAR IN A GOOD SPOT MAKING SURE HE IS NOT THE ONE RETRIEVING IT SO THAT I HAVE TO GIVE THE OTHER GUY ANOTHER TIP!!!!!!!!!!!BET THE HOUSE ON THAT!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: MY PLAYS (THE MAYBES)
YANKS WITH ANDY PETITE
YANKEE TEAM OVER 5 RUNS---WITH ALL THEY PAID FOR DICE K ..HE WAS NO BARGAIN....IMO HE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A 3RD PITCHER WITH A NICE REPERTOIRE OF PITCHES AND A REALLY GOOD FORK BALL. UNLESS THE RED SOX GIVE HIM TREMENDOUS RUN SUPPORT, I THINK HE'LL BE LUCKY TO WIN 15 GAMES..NOT IMPRESSED AT ALL.THEN AGAIN IT'S REALLY NOT BEEN WARM YET AND THE JAPANESE PLAYERS ARE USED TO CLIMATE CONTROLLED STADIUMS.COMMENTS WELCOMED.
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5) MY WIFE AND HER FRIENDS WILL BE RUNNING LATE. THIS MEANS WE WILL PROBABLY MISS THE FIRST INNING AND THE ONLY PARKING SPACE AVAILABLE WILL BE THE $20 VALET PARKING ($40 DURING PLAYOFFS AND WORLD SERIES)
4) MY WIFE AND HER FRIENDS WILL TALK ALL GAME ABOUT EVERYTHING BUT BASEBALL YET THEY WILL ASK ME TO MISS HALF THE GAME GETTING THEM FOOD AND DRINKS.
THEY WILL ASK ME WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE SCORE IS SIGNIFICANTLY CHANGED WHEN I RETURN FROM THE ABOVE MISSION
3) I WILL PAY MORE FOR THE FOOD, DRINKS,PARKING GAS AND TOLLS THEN THE $300 I PAID FOR THE TICKETS
2) BY THE 5TH INNING I WILL TELL THEM TO SHUT THE HELL UP.
AND THE #1 LOCK FOR THE EVENING........ THE MOTHER ****** IN VALET PARKING WILL ASK ME FOR AN ADDITIONAL $10 TO PARK MY CAR IN A GOOD SPOT MAKING SURE HE IS NOT THE ONE RETRIEVING IT SO THAT I HAVE TO GIVE THE OTHER GUY ANOTHER TIP!!!!!!!!!!!BET THE HOUSE ON THAT!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: MY PLAYS (THE MAYBES)
YANKS WITH ANDY PETITE
YANKEE TEAM OVER 5 RUNS---WITH ALL THEY PAID FOR DICE K ..HE WAS NO BARGAIN....IMO HE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A 3RD PITCHER WITH A NICE REPERTOIRE OF PITCHES AND A REALLY GOOD FORK BALL. UNLESS THE RED SOX GIVE HIM TREMENDOUS RUN SUPPORT, I THINK HE'LL BE LUCKY TO WIN 15 GAMES..NOT IMPRESSED AT ALL.THEN AGAIN IT'S REALLY NOT BEEN WARM YET AND THE JAPANESE PLAYERS ARE USED TO CLIMATE CONTROLLED STADIUMS.COMMENTS WELCOMED.
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