The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

Winning streaks start with one winner at a time.

And I need to deliver a winner tonight.

Par for the course on Thursday as my 50 dimer on the Giants over the Padres was another tough pill to swallow in the 7-6 extra inning defeat.

I guess we can now make the Giants 9-1 in his last 10 starts and 16-2 his last 18.

Webb gives up 4 in the bottom of the first, Giants battle back to take a 5-4 lead in the 6th but can't hold and lose in 10.

Such is life when things just aren't going your way when you are trying to post a 6th straight winning month.

Time to move on.

All I can do is cash this 2nd straight 25 dimer, roll up my sleeves, produce a 2-0 weekend and start to get some of my hard earned profit back.

It all starts with a winning Friday night.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

All I can do is cash this 2nd straight 25 dimer, roll up my sleeves, produce a 2-0 weekend and start to get some of my hard earned profit back.


Profit?

Clown Capper.

 

[sniperpicks]

If he had brains Lang would be on St Lou to sweep Cubs twice

 

[sniperpicks]

Doggie

But if that many bought. There would be people posting it. Right ? That many guys are all silent Bobs?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

When you think about it sniper, it doesn't take many fools to fall for his bullshit for him to make a handsome living.
It only takes 50 people to sign up for the yearly package for 100k. Maybe he gives half to whomever runs or owns the site. But 100 people, a measly 100 people, and you have 200k with virtually no overhead expenditures. Very sad even one person would fall for the tactics used by this weasel.

If Lang was making a handsome living selling his bull shit picks, then why at almost 60 years of age does he still need to caddy and drive for Uber Eats?

Answer: He isn't making jack shit selling picks.

But like you said, no overhead so he gets an extra what, 4 or 5 thousand a year for his shitty sports opinion that he probably spends 30 seconds a day on.

And with him not making much he probably told DeMarco and Budin to go fuck themselves on daily videos. That's why he only makes them like once or twice a year now.

 

[kimbelt]

i am gonna say he was on wake forest tonight just a guess

 

[fightgood]

If Lang was making a handsome living selling his bull shit picks, then why at almost 60 years of age does he still need to caddy and drive for Uber Eats?

Answer: He isn't making jack shit selling picks.

But like you said, no overhead so he gets an extra what, 4 or 5 thousand a year for his shitty sports opinion that he probably spends 30 seconds a day on.

And with him not making much he probably told DeMarco and Budin to go fuck themselves on daily videos. That's why he only makes them like once or twice a year now.

Has it ever been publicized how much he made from the film Two for the Money?

If it was 7 figures ($1 million plus) he might have made some investments

 

[Tuesday]

Has it ever been publicized how much he made from the film Two for the Money?

If it was 7 figures ($1 million plus) he might have made some investments

Whatever he was paid he probably gambled it all away long ago.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Has it ever been publicized how much he made from the film Two for the Money?

If it was 7 figures ($1 million plus) he might have made some investments

That movie almost didn't get made because nobody wanted to back it.

At the last minute Bodog stepped in and put up the cash because they thought it would be a good investment to promote their online gambling.

The movie lost money with a budget of 35 Million and only brought in 30.5 million worldwide.

There is no way they paid Lang a million for that movie. I wanna say maybe 30 to 50 grand as a bull shit consultant.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Found this old story on a Reddit post. I'm sure most already know but maybe some new people never read it before...



The true Story of Brandon Lang

Yes, for those of you who have been around a couple decades, the New York City company that Brandon Lang worked for was the disgraced company that was run by Stu Feiner.

No, this was not a movie that was paid/produced for by BIG Hollywood. The movie was made by an off-shore sports book.

Let's get to the "name thing". In the movie, they said his real name was Brandon Lang and when he went on to work for the boiler room Stu Feiner outfit, he was given a "power name" (John Anthony), just like all the scam outfits have always done.

His real Name is Brandon Link. During the first draft of the movie, they were using Brandon Long before settling on Brandon Lang. The irony is, after the movie came out, Brandon Link parlayed the hype and went into the handicapping business and now calls himself Brandon Lang.

There is a hint in the credits, for Brandon has a very short cameo appearance near the beginning of the movie. At the end of the film, he is credited as: Man Greeting Brandon #1 --- BRANDON LINK!

The story is related by Brandon Lang/Long/Link (Matthew McConaughey) who begins life as a sports hero and just at the moment when he is ready to break in to the Pro Football domain, he fractures his leg in a winning touchdown.

Noooooooooooooo, Brandon Lang/Lane/Link/Long was NOT a star college football quarterback that brought his team to a major Bowl game only to get injured in the final minutes. Think about it, did you ever hear his name? We all recognize the QB's that are in major bowl games. Hell, if you are a skeptic, just do a Google search!

He did hurt his knee though. You ask how? It was in a basketball pickup game that was being played at a local fitness center! The league was called THE SPORTING HOUSE LEAGUE. The name of the fitness center is The Sporting House. It's a few steps below a park district league.

There's a hilarious side story to Brandon's "injury story". Late last year, a college football writer telephoned Brandon Lang/Lane/Link/Long and told him that he's never heard of him and asked what college team he took to the bowl game. Brandon was caught off guard, but being the pathological liar he is, he came up with an amazing lie AGAIN! He copped to the fact that he never quarterbacked a bowl team and that indeed, he injured his knee in a fitness center league. He went on to claim that one day, UNLV basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian stopped by to watch a game (yeah, right) and that Coach Tarkanian told Brandon that he was good enough to be a walk-on for UNLV! By the way, that was during the hey days of the UNLV program and their National Championship run.

Want another lie? Sure you do! Was Brandon Lang/Lane/Link/Long a Las Vegas handicapper? Hell no! BLLLL was not a sports handicapper, or even a telemarketing salesman. He was a score phone announcer working for a major Las Vegas sports handicapping service. He was working for $6.00 an hour for a company that you know all about. (Hint: Initials of the owner are J__F____ ) This major Las Vegas handicapping service is still going strong and you can see their sports handicapping INFOMMERCIAL Saturday mornings on cable TV. I know that you can fill in the blanks!

So, since he was NOT a handicapper, and had no reputation at all in the industry, how did he hook up with scamdicapper Stu Feiner?

Brandon's manager (at J__ F____ Sports) had many conversations with this infamous New York sports handicapper (Stu Feiner) that Al Pacino plays. The supervisor's job was to try to sell Stu Feiner 900 # score phone advertising and Brandon “The Wonder Boy” score phone announcer would read “Mr. New York's” advertising copy, or sometimes Feiner would call into Las Vegas to do a live feed. So, that's how the two of them first got together. After liberal tipping and spiffing, Feiner eventually convinced “Wonder Boy” to come New York and work for him. He just needed a guy for voice talent work.

The real truth about what happened at Stu Feiner's service is that Brandon Lang/Lane/Link/Long was such a failure at selling games (yep, he was one of those sports service salesmen that would tell you anything they could to get a buck from you), that he lost his job and became a caddie at a Los Angeles Country Club. Jim Feist would not rehire him. Due to his obvious narcissism, he liked talking so much about himself and stretching the truth to the men that he washed balls for that one hollywood-type believed him and searched for a way to get enough money to make the film.

Nobody bought it. Then, BoDog, an offshore sportsbook put up the money to pay for the film! Brandon Lang/Lane/Link/Long and BoDog made a business deal and they were marketing the relationship big time until they realized that the potential consumer to Brandon's picks (he was advising his members to use BoDog), would figure it out. The deal with BoDog gave Brandon Lang/Lane/Link/Long a kickback of the money that his clients lost when betting at BoDog! Why would BoDog want Brandon's action if he was winning?

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG / LINK being urinated on in movie , that was from his real life, i heard

 

[Tuesday]

LANG / LINK being urinated on in movie , that was from his real life, i heard

HA! HA!ointer:

 

[Doggie123]

If Lang was making a handsome living selling his bull shit picks, then why at almost 60 years of age does he still need to caddy and drive for Uber Eats?

Answer: He isn't making jack shit selling picks.

But like you said, no overhead so he gets an extra what, 4 or 5 thousand a year for his shitty sports opinion that he probably spends 30 seconds a day on.

And with him not making much he probably told DeMarco and Budin to go fuck themselves on daily videos. That's why he only makes them like once or twice a year now.

I have no idea what he does in his private life. It's also dumb to assume any or everyone who buys his idiotic picks goes online and finds this forum or any forum.

Many joe blows may watch that movie or just do a simple search and find this tool and buy his package.

Our job is to hopefully to keep the ones that do a little research, to steer clear of this fool.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 83.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $885 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$2,830)

PAID PICKS: 133-125-4 / 51.5%


-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 9-14, -549.5 DIMES


-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-4L) -276 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/21 to 9/27, (2W-2L) -35 DIMES


-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)


MLB REGULAR SEASON (2021)

43-43-1, +263.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 15-5
50 DIME: 2-4
40 DIME: 3-7
30 DIME: 9-13-1
25 DIME: 5-7
20 DIME: 7-4


NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0


NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

1-5, -357.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 0-1


NCAA FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

3-3, -81 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 2-2
60 DIME: 0-1
25 DIME: 1-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I am loving what I am seeing on this College board.

This underdog today is 4 times stronger than last night's 25 dimer on Wake Forest, a (+3 1/2) road dog that rolled into Virginia and hammered the Cavs 37-17.

That is how much I love this dog today.

This is Week 5 in College football and so far on Saturday I am 3-2.

Week 4 last week I handed you a 100 dimer on Indiana and then sat back and watched them give away the game at home against Cincinnati.

Week 3 I handed you the 100 dime winner on N. Illinois over Wyoming courtesy of the 1/2 point buy up to +7 1/2.

Week 2 I gave you a 100 dime loser on ULL (+8) over Texas as they came up short.

The first Saturday of College football I gave you a 100 dime winner on Illinois (+7) outright over Nebraska 30-22.

I feel good about pushing the Saturday run to 4-2 and build off that 20-point dog outright in Wake Forest last night.

Listen, I came into September looking for a 6th straight winning month and bottom line, it's not going to happen.

By winning in April, May, June July and August everything went my way.

It was a winning college basketball season. A winning NCAA tourney. A winning NBA season. A winning NBA playoffs, a winning baseball season and a winning NFL preseason.

The first 3 weeks of September things all those breaks I got in those previous 5 winning months have deserted me here.

However, know this: you don't accidentally win 5 months in a row.

You grind, stick with the process and let the chips fall where they may. I will slowly build this bankroll back. Just watch me.

Now watch me bang home this 100 dime winner and grab this winning Saturday.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

This is Week 5 in College football and so far on Saturday I am 3-2.


Well this is just an outright lie.

If THIS is week 5, how could someone with 1 play every Saturday already be 3-2?

He's such a dumb fuck.

It's just too hard for him to admit the truth that he's 3-3 and down 81 Dimes after 6 NCAA Football bets, he's gotta come up with this line of bull shit.

Clown Capper!

 

[Tuesday]

F-YEAH proanalanger putting out 100 fake dimer, that jackass saying 4 times stronger than yesterday just because he increase his bet by 4 what a fcking idiot hahaha watch us bang home the 100 dime FADE and grab his losing Saturday and his losing month for THE FADEkth)(&^

 

[proanalyser]

Fixing to stick todays 100 dimer up your ass. You big mouths can talk shit but it won't get me down. You guys don't have a life, and have no money to fade after getting buried the last 5 months.

 

[sniperpicks]

https://www.kernradio.com/2021/09/24/brandon-lang-says-ralphs-raiders-look-legit/