Zero Tolerance: How to Isolate Value and Always Win

[Zero Cool]

Welcome to theRX everyone. My name is Zero Cool. I am a transplant from a Costa Rican orphanage and an avid gambler. I was born across the pond in London, England and I guess you could say my bangers and mash is capping the NBA. I went a blistering 87-51-7 last season which is about 60%. But I'll stop short of bragging about my prior conquests. I want to invite you brilliant customers to the Value Generation. That's what I call us. We are driven, dedicated, and above all intelligent. We use these tools to get what we want. I use a very simple value system...

I am an animal activist so I use endangered animals to signify value, I hope this doesn't put anyone off as it is very important to me. By remembering my value allocation you will remember that these poor bastards are struggling for survival.

Wildlife Value Rankings (Strongest to Weakest)

1. Chinese River Dolphin

2. Indian Gharial

3. Floreana Coral

4. Egyptian Vulture

5. Western Lowland Gorilla

 

[Zero Cool]

PICKS for December 17, 2008

Boston -4: Indian Gharial (4 Units)

Utah -2.5: Indian Gharial (4 Units)

Golden State +6: Floreana Coral (3 Units)

Enjoy and save our oceans.

 

[Janesl36]

on boston as well. BOL!:toast:

 

[Paddywack]

I believe the Chinese River Dolphins are extinct.

 

[brewers7]

Are you the long lost twin of Liquid Return or were you his ghost writer?...

 

[Zero Cool]

The Chinese River Dolphin (or "Baiji") is in fact functionally extinct. However, there was a sighting in 2007 of a large white creature in the Yangtze River and the Chinese Academy of Sciences has tentatively confirmed that it was in fact a Baiji. There are probably only a few Chinese River Dolphins that still remain, and they are indefinitely too old to save the species from functional extinction. This is why the Baiji is number one on my Wildlife Value Allocation. Barring a miracle, we will all lose a small piece of ourselves when the last Baiji goes belly up. Let's pray for survival.

 

[gabbana]

lol thats a strange way to rank your picks ...but bol

 

[Zero Cool]

Thank you Gabbana, I apologize to the Value Generation for falling short tonight. I will post my updated record and make selections with the rise of the sphere di inferno. We had two of our plays miss the line by a combined 2 points. There is no way to pretend that I didn't isolate value, but it's like D'Antoni always says... "We have to finish games and spread the court if we are to compete in this crazy world of money, ethics, and speed."

I'm Zero Cool and I will be back tomorrow for my glory day in the hot sun.

 

[zeeman23]

Funny Post

1. Chinese River Dolphin

2. Indian Gharial

3. Floreana Coral

4. Egyptian Vulture

5. Western Lowland Gorilla

I can equate your endagered species rating with a few of my own. How would you equate your 1 thru 5 unit plays, just having fun, something like.....? Well I thought i could come up with something funny, like a 5. Western Lowland Gorilla play is =equal to my 5* I've got Jennifer Aniston naked in the bed play. But mys mind is drawing a blank at the moment.

Good luck with your plays

 

[zeeman23]

My 10* play is I've got Jenna Jameson in bed, and I payed her up front, Kind of like getting Tim Donaghy's email messages

 

[Manginho]

picks for december 17, 2008

boston -4: Indian gharial (4 units) loss

utah -2.5: Indian gharial (4 units) won

golden state +6: Floreana coral (3 units) loss

enjoy and save our oceans.

u suck!

 

[Zero Cool]

ZERO RECORD: 1-2 -3.7 UNITS

PICKS December 18, 2008


Phoenix +4: Egyptian Vulture (2 Units)

 

[Uno]

seriously, can we get an IP check. this is someones ghost... just a question of who.

 

[Manginho]

ZERO RECORD: 1-2 -3.7 UNITS

PICKS December 18, 2008


Phoenix +4: Egyptian Vulture (2 Units) LOSS

MAMADOR!!! y los de hoy?? (para ponerle al otro lado!! ja ja ja)