a few years ago i'm at the park playing hoops. it is a hot day so i have my shirt off. as i leave to walk home, a car full of about 91-year-old girls drives by. the cutest looking one asks if i (my name). i say i am. i have NO CLUE who this girl is - but she sure is hot!
she then tells me who she is
she used to live 2 doors down from me - and moved away when she was about 11 years old. she was a cutie then and i knew she would grow up to be a stunner - but when she told me who she was - and i realized i had known her almost since she was a baby - THAT made me feel old. here was this HOT young woman - and all i could picture was her as an 11-year-old selling girl scout cookies and stuff like that!
if teddy kgb chimes in here - F*** YOU - for the reply i know you will post!