You're old when...

[Doug]

there isn't an active MLB player older than you. I've still got Clemens and Randy but few others, probably under 10 now, even under 5. Sad day when the last one goes.

 

[winkyduck]

a few years ago i'm at the park playing hoops. it is a hot day so i have my shirt off. as i leave to walk home, a car full of about 91-year-old girls drives by. the cutest looking one asks if i (my name). i say i am. i have NO CLUE who this girl is - but she sure is hot!

she then tells me who she is

she used to live 2 doors down from me - and moved away when she was about 11 years old. she was a cutie then and i knew she would grow up to be a stunner - but when she told me who she was - and i realized i had known her almost since she was a baby - THAT made me feel old. here was this HOT young woman - and all i could picture was her as an 11-year-old selling girl scout cookies and stuff like that!

if teddy kgb chimes in here - F*** YOU - for the reply i know you will post!

 

[Doug]

You babysat the 91-year old ? How old are you ?

 

[michael777]

no fear,oil can boyd is coming back,he's 45 :muscles:

 

[Piranha]

My thoughts too! Damn you can still type on the computer! :lolBIG:

 

[Ego74]

a few years ago i'm at the park playing hoops. it is a hot day so i have my shirt off. as i leave to walk home, a car full of about 91-year-old girls drives by. the cutest looking one asks if i (my name). i say i am. i have NO CLUE who this girl is - but she sure is hot!

she then tells me who she is

she used to live 2 doors down from me - and moved away when she was about 11 years old. she was a cutie then and i knew she would grow up to be a stunner - but when she told me who she was - and i realized i had known her almost since she was a baby - THAT made me feel old. here was this HOT young woman - and all i could picture was her as an 11-year-old selling girl scout cookies and stuff like that!

if teddy kgb chimes in here - F*** YOU - for the reply i know you will post!

As long as Julio Franco keeps hanging on, i think you're safe.

 

[FairWarning]

Theres probably another dozen or so Latinos that are probably in their 40's. Wheres Jesse Orosco when you need him.