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I say vee cut off your Chonson !!!!
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Worst Ass Beating Ever ???
<HR style="COLOR: #b80000" SIZE=1><!-- / icon and title --><!-- message -->I constantly reading about , " I'll be u up , Im gonna slap him silly , dont fuck with me ! ,Wait til I see you at the Bash etc " , Lets throw our egos out the door for a moment and admit our own "Worst Asskicking ever" , we all gots a story how we have been sucker punched or out numbered , well , if you got the time ...... get it off your chest and let it all hang out .... , I'll go first

I've been sucker punched a few times but the single biggest asskicking I have endured happened when I was 19 in Tijuana. It was summer and I was spending a few weeks out west with some college buddies in San Diego and of course we had to hit TJ , but little did I know at the time that TJ hits back.

Two of my friends and I decided to venture over the border one particular evening , I can't really explain exactly what happened , because anyone that has ever been to Tijuana at age 19 can concur , that nobody really remembers much. It's just a lot of blurry images , and loud noise , and lots of Tequilla , which I permantly call Ti"killa" because of this trip. Anyways we were doing what 19 year olds do , looking for Snatch , drinking like railyard hobos , and starting trouble wherever we could find it.

The two kids I was with were pretty tough , an Italian named Sal , and an Irishman named Troy. Sal was college wrestler , Troy was a 3rd degree blackbelt in Karate , and I was just a wild swinging , quick ducking American. After numerous drinks at different locals , we were on our way home around 3 in the morning. At the time , I knew only a smidgeon of Spanish , and the taxi driver who was taking us back to the border obviously knew we were 3 inebriated gringos who had little clue to the scheme of things in Mey - He - Co.
After a 20 minute tour through scumsville , we realized he was juicing our fare and demanded for him to pull over. Sal was the only one who spoke any Spanish , even though I was convinced this Pendejo spoke english but was playing dumb.

When the Cab driver pulled over , Sal jumped out of the car (as drunk as the rest of us, if not the most) and began to bang his hands on the Taxis hood , yelling something about ripping us off. The Cab driver jumped out of his car and grabbed Sal around his throat trying to choke him out. Sal was surprised and was too fukked up to defend himself properly, so me and Troy came to his assistance. I grabbed the Cab driver behind and slammed him on his own hood , Sal was recovering , while Troy and I wailed on Chico relentlessly with a series of punches. Before I knew what happened , Chico (the cab driver) whilstled , the finger in mouth kind , real loud. He was getting his ass kicked, and the MOFO started to sing like a canary , whistling away while we pummeled him.

But , that whistle wasn't a sign of defeat , but wrather a signal for help. Because suddenly , several men came out of nowhere , a few taxis stopped on the street and their drivers came flying out , and before we knew what hit us , instead of us tripple teaming one guy, it was 15 guys on us 3. And let me tell you , it was RAINING fists , before I knew it , I was laying in the gutter in fetal posistion getting kicked and clawed every which way but loose. After what seemed like 20 minutes of torrential POUNDING , the three us were left for dead, bleeding and bruised in a huddled heap. We finally got up and found out, not only did we get the SHIT kicked out of us , we were also robbed. I was even missing the emergency $40 in my Shoe.

No money , licked clean of our pride we walked the streets looking for a way back to the border. We finally found the fence but were probably a mile away from the main crossing. I have very distorted images , but can remember climbing the border fence that night , over the barbwire and everything , I got cut up some more , but I was in such a drunk beaten stupor , I doubt a bed of hot coals or 500 pound gorilla could have stopped me. I wanted one thing only , a safe place to rest , to heal. When we on American soil , we followed the fence to the main crossing , and eventually found our car after an hour of arguing and groaning. Troy somehow , managed to drive off back to his house. The next morning, I was so out of of it I litterally had to crawl into the bathroom on all fours before I puked for about 5 angonizing minutes. I finanly did a pull up to the Mirror and saw someone I didn't recognize. I had two black eyes , a fat lip (top and bottom ) A cut on the back of my had , which later required 6 stiches. Two cracked ribs , and I was pissing blood for three days.

That was by biggest ass whipping of all time ................. It made me tougher though , and smarter.

Peace

PS - Remember if in Tijuana and you want to take on a "bean" you better be prepared for the whole "burrito" ...
 

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3-1 you deserved to get your ass beat. Not sure if you wrote this, but whoever did deserved to get their ass beat.
 

I say vee cut off your Chonson !!!!
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Not looking for a lecture here pal , Looking for you guys to share your stories as well ? Why Levi ? , You've never been beat up ? Go back to age 8 if have too , enlighten us here

And yes I wrote that , it happened to me .
 

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Not looking for a lecture here pal , Looking for you guys to share your stories as well ? Why Levi ? , You've never been beat up ? Go back to age 8 if have too , enlighten us here

And yes I wrote that , it happened to me .
with levi's charm i have a feeling his is still a story in the making
 

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TJ a wild place man...could tell a few EPIC stories myself, but no ass whoopings there. Crazy shit about scaling that fence though. Don't think that would be possible now ( I hope not)

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Not looking for a lecture here pal , Looking for you guys to share your stories as well ? Why Levi ? , You've never been beat up ? Go back to age 8 if have too , enlighten us here

And yes I wrote that , it happened to me .
I believe I was around 8 the first and only time I got my ass beat. I got jumped by a group of 3 kids that I beat up individually beforehand. The first guy was quite a bit smaller than me. We got into an argument about a call made during a kickball game so I closelined him. The other kid was a bit smaller than me, but he was tougher than the other guy; almost on my level. I punched him in the nose over a call made during another kickball game. The last kid was a fatass and outweighed me by a good 20lbs, which was huge back then. I never actually beat his ass, because he could take a good punch and would never go down.

Individually they wouldn't have been a problem, but together they got me good. The fat one took me down from behind and the little guy helped hold me down while the 2nd one kicked me right below the eye. I don't remember the pain, just remember my dad taking me to the police station to report the incident for some reason.

I eventually became best friends with the fat kid and pretty good friends with the 2nd kid. The 3rd kid moved away later that year so I never saw him again.
 

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Why is Levi so negative and at the same time condescending, I can't figure this guy out , at all. :ughhh:
His drunkin' friends jumped a cab driver 3v1. That is a big no-no and they deserved what they got. Just because Rupert posts here we don't have to pretend like he didn't deserve it. If the cab driver posted this story you'd be saying Rupert was the ass.
 

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His drunkin' friends jumped a cab driver 3v1. That is a big no-no and they deserved what they got. Just because Rupert posts here we don't have to pretend like he didn't deserve it. If the cab driver posted this story you'd be saying Rupert was the ass.
jman meant in general
 

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jman meant in general
The stories posted on here are never honorable or worthy of merit. They are always about stealing money from neteller, jumping a cab driver 3v1, somebody cheating on their gf or something else horrible. I guess that's why I seem antagonistic. Find me a post where I bashed someone for saying something normal.
 

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never in my life have i had an "ass kicking" in school or at a bar. but my dad beat my ass a few times,never with his fists just with his open hand.....and my mom would bring out the "razzor strap !!! i could always take the first two wacks but on the third wack... i would cry and it was over. thinking about it now...........i should of got my ass kicked alot more. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 

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The stories posted on here are never honorable or worthy of merit. They are always about stealing money from neteller, jumping a cab driver 3v1, somebody cheating on their gf or something else horrible. I guess that's why I seem antagonistic. Find me a post where I bashed someone for saying something normal.
it is peoples life experiences and i agree some are deplorable and hopefully they learn from them....humor always works for me you have your way i think you are good poster if we were all the same it would be dull site
 

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Drank a bottle of jager, slapped a girl on the ass, boyfriend blindsided with me a punch to the nose that I didn't see coming at all, I hit the ground, bounced back up, and couldn't figure out what happened. Had to have friends tell me most of this. Busted my nose pretty good though. I set it back myself and went home and drank more. My nose looks okay but you can feel where it's fucked up cause I didn't set it back good at all. At least it's straight and not noticeable unless you feel it. That's what I get for being dumb and drunk at age 19.

My story isn't that great but I've never really been beat up that good.
 

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Levi, I just meant you seem to always be questioning everything as if nothing is possible.
 

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ill tell my story, I took a nice L when I was in college. Now, let me set the stage, I played sports in college, 6'3 275. I was outside of a bar after hitting on various chicks all night long. Apparently somewhere in my drunken wisdom I must of picked the wrong one (or right one, LOL). So im standing out their, as drunk as can be and I get this feeling im being watched. I decide that something doesnt feel right (on top of the fact for some reason all of a sudden I was alone). I started to walk away and felt a penny flip and hit me in the back of the head. I should of just left then, but I walked back over to see wtf that was all about. Next thing ya know, fist are coming from every direction. Luckily a few friends were across the street and come running over. In the middle of the fist I just start throwing and hitting nothing, but never going down. Friends grabbed me and guys took off. Friends said their were 5 of them, I only remember seeing one face and I never saw it again lucky for him.
 

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wasnt my story

but today saw a kid waving a machete above his head get absolutely pummelled by 6 police officers - face first into the ground in midtown manhatten... was after a small brawl took place between about 30 kids.
 

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Levi, I just meant you seem to always be questioning everything as if nothing is possible.
Ahh, I thought this had to do with me questioning the 19'' guns. I just have a hard time believing that your arms are 2'' smaller than Arnold's and that you aren't overweight at all. No steroids or HGH or anything? Maybe therx needs to do drug testing for the mods. Maybe there should be an * next to your post count. Seriously, if you really are that jacked, you should take it as a compliment that i'm doubting it.

Back to the OP, has anyone beaten your ass?
 

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I got a story that none of yall would believe.
I would post it but it will be here forever for everyone to read, maybe one day when im fucked up enough..
 

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