Young kramerstein's baseball bets bar mitzvah!!!

[YoungKramerstein]

Welcome one, Welcome all. It's that time of year again...no, not the High Holidays, it is BASEBALL SEASON where young, talented kramerstein makes the largest percentage of his profits!

Listen up, this is the sport I pay the most attention to and I am a stat guru. The only thing to be wary of is I often overrate the Brewers because I LOVE Ryan Braun!!!!

If you follow me from day 1, I absolutely guarantee a profit by the end of the year. I have been watching the first week and a half so as to get a good handle on the teams and pitchers, and I am ready to dominate the scene. Watch me make wine from water and Matzohs and Latkas from one loaf of C.C. Sabathia.

This is my hour, my day, my week, MY YEAR...hop on board the Hebrew Hammer's holy war against VEGAS. SHALOM TO ALL!!


The Bets for Today

RECORD: 0-0, + 0 sheckels

10 sheckels: Tigers -165
10 sheckels: Twins -137
10 sheckels: Angels -127
10 sheckels: Giants +140
10 sheckels: Cardinals EVEN


Off to my niece's Bat Mitzvah, hopefully my divorced ass will find a horny woman to backwall during the 3rd rendition of Hava Nagila

 

[YoungKramerstein]

If I do not turn a profit for the year I guarantee you I will send you a pound of the best beluga caviar on the final day of the season. You can PM me your address and I will even give you my phone number at that point in time. Now follow me.

 

[YoungKramerstein]

The Tigers are threatening, sorry

Shalom

 

[CollegePro]

threatening... that's all they did without score a single run...pathetic

 

[YoungKramerstein]

It's okay, Galarraga is dealing

Shalom

 

[YoungKramerstein]

The Placido Effect

 

[YoungKramerstein]

Where are you now J Griffendor! Im sitting at 2-0 like a legitimate Jewish Genius.

 

[Zero Cool]

Griffendor is no match for Slitheron (The Detroit Tigers). Nice call Kramerstein I'm tailing your arse for the season, it's a win/win for me since i love fresh Beluga caviar. If you had to name a team you're high on that no one knows about and a team that everyone is high on that you are inexplicably low on what teams would those be? I value your jewish opinion.

 

[kingking]

Where are you now J Griffendor! Im sitting at 2-0 like a legitimate Jewish Genius.

im on board. thanks in advance for the free cash:hikitty:

 

[YoungKramerstein]

Hey Zero Cool, thanks for the support my comrade! You too kingking! Welcome to the temple of winnings, put on your luckiest yamaka because you all are in for the ride for your lives.

Honestly, I know I will sound like a huge SCHMUCK but I was high on the Orioles BEFORE the sweet lil season started. I know they are now 6-2 so I look like a front running, band wagon hopping, gentile. But I can assure you I was so high on Adam Jones and Nick Markakis and the lovely Guthrie.


Everyone is very HIGH on the Dodgers, I don't believe in them and think they will miss the playoffs, just my two sheckels.


Let's keep these winners rolling!