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hello everyone, my name is willie, I recently learned I'm the Grand Wizard of the RXKKK Klan
in part because I think NBA players shouldn't allow the words of an ignorant white man ruin their day, but also because I have argued the one sided vote of the inner-city poor helped put Obama over the top in 2012
rest of attendees throw objects at me, try to taser me and then light my white hoodie on fire as I run towards the door
hello everyone, my name is willie, I recently learned I'm the Grand Wizard of the RXKKK Klan
in part because I think NBA players shouldn't allow the words of an ignorant white man ruin their day, but also because I have argued the one sided vote of the inner-city poor helped put Obama over the top in 2012
rest of attendees throw objects at me, try to taser me and then light my white hoodie on fire as I run towards the door
A man checked-in to a high-rise hotel in Atlanta. He was so distraught that he opened the window in his room, crawled out on the ledge and stood there ready to jump. A crowd gathered below as a policeman raced to the man’s room so he could talk to him through the open window.
The cop begged, “Don’t jump! Think about your family!”
“I don’t have a family,” said the man.
“Then think about your friends! For their sake, don’t jump!”
“I don’t have any friends.”
“Then for the honor of the South and Jefferson Davis, don’t jump!”
“Who’s Jefferson Davis?”
"Jump, Yankee!”
The cop begged, “Don’t jump! Think about your family!”
“I don’t have a family,” said the man.
“Then think about your friends! For their sake, don’t jump!”
“I don’t have any friends.”
“Then for the honor of the South and Jefferson Davis, don’t jump!”
“Who’s Jefferson Davis?”
"Jump, Yankee!”
I include myself in this vanishing group because I'm of the opinion that the greatest cavalry commander, horse or mechanized, ever born on US soil was Nathan Bedford Forest the 'Wizard of the Saddle'.
Of all the dispicable episodes of Reverend Al Sharpton dismal career the one I despise him most for was his trip to Forrest Park among the National Register of Historic Places, in Memphis. Rev. Al Sharpton, social activist from New York City lead a Rally for Dignity sponsored by the Memphis Rainbow PUSH Coalition urging Memphis to start a national campaign to eliminate all symbols and monuments that offend African Americans. So far he's failed!
Of all the dispicable episodes of Reverend Al Sharpton dismal career the one I despise him most for was his trip to Forrest Park among the National Register of Historic Places, in Memphis. Rev. Al Sharpton, social activist from New York City lead a Rally for Dignity sponsored by the Memphis Rainbow PUSH Coalition urging Memphis to start a national campaign to eliminate all symbols and monuments that offend African Americans. So far he's failed!
A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club. He tells the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a caddy. The golf pro informs him that the country club is running a promotion and if he tries out one of their experimental robot caddies, he can golf for free. The golfer agrees and takes out the robot. While on the golf course the robot caddy tells the golfer the wind speed, distance, even how hard to hit which club. He has the best game of his life. The next time the golfer goes to the country club, he tells the golf pro that he wants to do 18 holes and that he wants to get one of the robot caddies. He informs the golfer that they don't have the robot caddies anymore. The golfer, all upset, tells him how great they were and asks him what happened. The golf pro tells him that members were complaining that the sun would reflect of their metallic material and into their eyes. The golfer asks him why they didn't just paint the robots black? The golf pro said that they did, but the next day, 3 of them didn't show up and the other 3 robbed the pro shop.
At the end of a tiny deserted bar in Texas sat a huge black man.
He was having a few beers, when a gay man walked in and sat beside him.
After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to
the big black man.
Leaning over towards him, he whispered, "Do you want a blow job?"
At this, the massive black man leaped up with fire in his eyes and smacked
the shit out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeded to
beat him all the way out of the bar, before leaving him bruised and battered
in the parking lot, and returning to his seat.
Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the black man,
and said, "I've never seen you react like that. What did he say to you?"
"I don't know," the black man replied. "Something about a job."
He was having a few beers, when a gay man walked in and sat beside him.
After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to
the big black man.
Leaning over towards him, he whispered, "Do you want a blow job?"
At this, the massive black man leaped up with fire in his eyes and smacked
the shit out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeded to
beat him all the way out of the bar, before leaving him bruised and battered
in the parking lot, and returning to his seat.
Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the black man,
and said, "I've never seen you react like that. What did he say to you?"
"I don't know," the black man replied. "Something about a job."
lol I good jokes
BTW, any updates on the Sterling matter? surely it must be over by now, eh?
PS: to the the silly, stupid, naive, low information scum of this world, I just made another racist statement
yes, scum is that stupid (butt y'all bees no-ing dat all redy)
