You want a hard job... try giving a cat a bath !

[Doug]

I have learned to cut the animal's nails first, before doing this, Cutting the nails pisses off the cat somewhat, but a good precaution !

I only bathe the cat, like once a year, as it is... it's tough.... fur goes flying, I came out without a scratch this year, got Lucky !

I respect Groomers. The Fucking cat will be spooning with me in bed tonight but the annual bath is a horrible experience, for both of us. I usually come out bleeding!

You want to to see the the Best pound for pound fighter ? Give a housecat a bath !

 

[JakeT.]

The story started nice with all the information about the wet pussy but when bleeding got involved I lost interest.

 

[Betallsports]

Doug, No need to Tell me about giving a Cat a Bath. Try doing it for 3 Cats !!! hno:hno:hno:

I feel your Pain Brother...I Feel your Pain....(<)<

 

[steaktartar]

worst part is the fur sticks to my tongue

 

[RobFunk]

It's definitely a 2 person job.

If you regularly bath them since the time they are kittens, they do OK.

If you take an adult cat and just randomly decide to bath it, probably going to want to rip your face off. A cats first instinct is to SURVIVE.

 

[wvafan3]

I gave my cat a bath one time--NEVER AGAIN

 

[billhill999]

worst part is the fur sticks to my tongue

 

[RobFunk]

I gave my cat a bath one time--NEVER AGAIN

Same here. I keep her indoors and she can clean her own damn self.

The thing that pisses me off lately is she will sit a few feet away from me and stare at me like a psycho.
Because she wants me to use the laser pointer pen so she can chase the red dot.

 

[celticGreen+]

Mt cat Marcus stays indoors, and thank god he's never gotten into anything to the extent that I'd have to bathe him as I'm not sure I'd survive the process... Its crazy when they dig their nails in and start climbing over you to get away...

 

[barman]

uh...News Flash...A healthy cat will clean itself - sometimes relentlessly - head to toes and all points in between

Just one of many reasons why they are the Superior Species to fucking dogs.

 

[HAT]

My daughter house sits for her Grandmas cat a few times a year and that sucker will jump in the tub with her. Can't do dishes or brush your teeth either without the cat trying to get in the sink. Fucker loves water.

 

[budlight]

The story started nice with all the information about the wet pussy but when bleeding got involved I lost interest.

 

[Doug]

Indoor cat here, but she still needs a bath once a year, can get a bit smelly with a year between baths, needs a little help once in awhile, Cat does sleep with me, afterall !

I sure don't enjoy the experience of this annual event !

licking your fur suffices for the most part, but a once a year wet bath is needed, IMO !

I have to cut her nails about every two weeks, also. I don't declaw.

 

[Doug]

My daughter house sits for her Grandmas cat a few times a year and that sucker will jump in the tub with her. Can't do dishes or brush your teeth either without the cat trying to get in the sink. Fucker loves water.

That's a 1 in a 1,000 or more cat !

Most hate water.

I consider myself fortunate to bathe Cooter without a scratch or bite.

 

[kidman232]

when u take the cat to the vets, tell them you will be traveling soon on a long care ride or flight and would like some tranquilizers for the cat. give them to the cat prior to the bath.

 

[mrcrash]

The story started nice with all the information about the wet pussy but when bleeding got involved I lost interest.

you post this and now he says the cat's name is Cooter hno:

 

[Doug]

you post this and now he says the cat's name is Cooter hno:

I named the cat after the "Dukes of Hazzard character". Cat is female, I honestly didn't know Cooter was Southern slang for pussy, at that time !

Sure fits, though !

Chick at the fix'em clinic knew though.... "Here's your Cooter, back !" , she said.


Cooter isn't really a New England term for pussy.

 

[Doug]

In retrospect.... "Cooter" is the perfect name for a female cat, but an accident !

 

[Doug]

I wondered why the chick on the "Feline fix'em bus" was hardly able to keep a straight face, giving me back my Cooter !

until I learned a new word....

http://onlineslangdictionary.com/definition+of/cooter

poor Cooter is hiding in the basement, I'll have to get her.

I swear this term is not common in NE.

 

[hippieki11er]

guys with cats = fags.