You Wanna Bet? Some crazy bets made by poker players

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You would be surprised — somewhat, anyway — at all of the crazy bets that are made amongst high-stakes poker players.

“Chip” Reese bet Yosh Nakano $5,000 on whose bag would come up first on the baggage claim belt in Australia — Chip won.

Russ Hamilton bet me $400 a hole at Pumpkin Ridge Golf Club in Portland. He must love my action, because he made the bet with me over the phone from his home in Las Vegas the day before we were to play in Portland. We were playing double on birdies and I had him down $1,200 with four holes to play. He birdied three of the last four holes ($2,400) to “flip me” and win $1,200. At least I can say that Pumpkin Ridge was awesome!

Mike Matusow bet me $10,000 on the position of Robert Varkonyi when he played a huge pot with John Shipley, in which Varkonyi’s J-J was up against Shipley’s A-J at the 2002 World Series of Poker (WSOP) final table; Matusow bet they were on the button and in the small blind, respectively, and Mike was right for $10,000 of my money!

Huck Seed bet me $10,000 that he could float in any “body of water” for 24 hours; he was allowed to wear a wet suit. Huck lost, but he may have won the bet had he tried to do it in the Dead Sea. Also, Huck flew to Madison, Wisconsin, to play 9-ball against me for $2,000 a game in my basement on my beautiful Italian cloth pool table; I lost $24,000 in one night.

I bet Yosh Nakano on the Academy Awards in 1992 or so (the year that Marissa Tomei won best supporting actress for My Cousin Vinny), and lost $12,000 in the process — although I did win the first $2,000 bet of the night when Tomei won!

A group of players, who shall remain nameless, bet $10,000 a “prop” while they played $80-$160 hold’em at UltimateBet! A “prop” occurs when someone’s three or more preselected cards hit the board. For example, my prop cards might be J-9-4. If three of them hit the board (J-9-9, J-9-4, J-J-4, and so on) at any point in a hold’em hand, I collect $10,000. If four hit the board, I collect $25,000. And if five hit the board, I collect $50,000. The key to the game, however, is that sometimes players “sleep” their props, missing them altogether, thus costing themselves a lot of money. Therein lies the skill of the game.

Doyle Brunson and Mike Sexton played an $80,000 nassau (five ways) scramble against Huck Seed and Howard Lederer at TPC Summerlin; Brunson and Sexton played the red tees and Lederer and Seed played the blue tees.

According to Doyle, he and Sexton were huge favorites in the match, hitting second-shot irons into every par 5 and flip wedges into every par 4. In spite of this, Doyle said Huck and Howard played like “supermen” and were ahead on the 16th green and were staring at a short birdie putt to lock up a big win when Doyle knocked in a 50-footer for a birdie for his team. To their credit, Howard (Bub) and Huck still made their putt. However, the Bub/Huck team then proceeded to implode with bogies on the 17th and 18th holes to lose $160,000, when pars on those two last holes would have won them at least $160,000.

In August 1999, I bet Tiger Woods to win at 6-to-1 odds against Bill Gazes for $1,000 a bet. Luckily, I bet it three weeks in a row and won $18,000 — go, Tiger, go!

A couple of years back, I bet Curtis Bibb that David Duval would win at 12-to-1 odds after Duval was 10 strokes back going into the weekend. I checked the scores on Saturday night and gave up all hope, only to find out that Duval shot 59 on Sunday to win!

Mike Matusow and I bet $5,000 on the position I was in during a hand at the 2003 WSOP with 27 players left. The only thing was, we bet one week after the fact, and I hadn’t slept all week because the hand had haunted me — not to mention that I had just finished writing a column about it. Of course, Mike lost that one, but he figured it out just in time not to lose $10,000, as I was in the process of kicking up the bet when it dawned on him that he’d lost!

I lost $1,000 to Matusow after betting that A-K offsuit was a favorite over A-K suited. I hear you laughing over that one, and it does seem counterintuitive, but I was going on a “fact” I’d heard a few months earlier. The “fact” was wrong and I lost.

David Grey bet Doyle $10,000 a tournament in last-longer bets at the WSOP a couple of years back; Doyle won the first eight bets.

Then, there’s Amarillo Slim’s classic bet. He bet several gentleman $38,000 (a ton of money at the time) that he could hit a golf ball at least one mile. By the way, Slim’s book, Amarillo Slim in a World Full of Fat People, is really excellent! The ground rules were set: The ball had to go one mile, and not downhill; he couldn’t hit it off a mountain; he couldn’t hit it out of an airplane; he couldn’t hit it into a moving boxcar; in fact, there were three pages of legal paper filled with conditions. So, Slim went out to a frozen lake in the dead of winter, and teed it up downwind! Two of the chagrined gentleman followed the bright-orange golf ball on snowmobiles for about a mile and a half. But this ball, under these conditions, was like the energizer bunny — still going, and going, and going!


Phil Helmuth Card Player Magazine
 

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I have a related story that happened today at the Bellagio. The Bet was only for a small amount but it was one of the funniest things I had heard in a while. The story was told to me by a friend involved and goes like this.

As my friend was playing 2-5 NL hold em there was a rather annoying player at the table directly behind and across the aisle. Apparently this guy was a real loudmouth and kept hitting on the waitress. Eventually he could be heard giving her his phone number, telling her to call and they could go out sometime.

The player next to my friend told my friend that he would bet $100 him that he could get the annoying guy out of the poker room within 5 minutes. This sounded like a good deal, either he would win $100 or this guy would leave the poker room, basically a win/win situation. My friend took the bet.

After the bet was made the guy called Mr. Annoying's cell phone from the table less than 25 feet away and said, "This is Gleasons towing, we are just calling to inform you that we have located your car and are in the process of repossessing it at this moment, have a good day."

Mr. Annoying's phone must have had caller id as he immediately called back. "Gleasons Towing" the prankster answered. "What the fvck do you mean you are repossessing my car?" asked Mr. Annoying. "Yes sir, we have located your car in the Bellagio Valet parking lot and we just got finished hooking it up to our tow truck, you will have to call your auto loan company with any questions." ANd prankster hung up on Mr. Annoying.

Now this was enough to get Mr. Annoying to bolt out of the temporary poker room at the Bellagio like he had a fire in his pants, moving with haste towards the Valet.

My friend lost $100 and paid it with a smile on his face, but the story doesn't end here. Knowing that Mr. Annoying would surely call the pranksters cell phone to raise hell when he found out it was a bunch of BS my friend suggested that the prankster change his cell phone answering message to the following:

"Thanks for calling Gleasons Towing, please press 1 to leave a message for Mr. Gleason, press 2 if your wife forgot to make your car payment, press 3 if your car has been repossessed and press 4 if you just gave your cell phone number to a waitress in the Bellagio poker room."

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I thought this was pretty funny stuff.
 

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What about the one about betting 100k ( I think) on a guy getting breast implants and keeping them for a period of time ? The guy did it.
 

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DougJ said:
What about the one about betting 100k ( I think) on a guy getting breast implants and keeping them for a period of time ? The guy did it.

but that story doesn't end there. Maxim did an article on the guy - an average looking guy at best - and supposedly he got some of the most gorgeous women on the planet to have sex with him because of the breasts - and the fascination with them. i'll never forget one "dancer" said it was a fantasy of hers to "sit on" (a "pole") and be able to suck some breasts at the same time - so for this guy - she "sat on his pole" and sucked HIS breasts at the same time - and suposedly she went Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild. this guy also wasinvolved in a bet with friends who bet him he couldn't stay in some restaurant's bathroom for "X" amount of time. he took the bet and the friends did all they could to win the bet - for they got some guys to just fill up on nasty food and then go to the bathroom where this guy was and just let loose with some of the nastiest smelling "movements" known to mankind.

the guy with the breasts ended up meeting some woman and marrying her - and i believe even after the year was over her KEPT the breasts in - for whatever reason.

and the bet WAS for $100k
 

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