You vs. a German Shepherd to the death

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You are in a 20 x 20 room with no weapons. You have a t-shirt, shorts and sneakers. You killed this fucking dog's mother by mistake so it is mad at you.

who here can win this fight?
 

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I've thought about this before (not a german shepard in particular) and figured that it would be tough but if you can manage to get the dog in a headlock type of hold, it would be in your favor & over...
 

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i'd like to think i win at least 8 or 9 out of 10...would take a beating but think you can eventually use your body weight to pin it down and choke it out/knee to throat action

related topic is i have always wanted to see how one of my dogs would do against the smaller coyotes i see all the time when walking them...he broke a leash to chase two of them once but I had a shock collar on him and was able to get him back before he met the rest of the pack...i think even one on one he might lose....i heard someone let a doberman out into a backyard to chase away a coyote and the 'yote did him
 

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Like Hache said, if you can latch on to the dog with the full force of your body and get it in a choke hold, it's definitely possible. Not really gonna win boxing a German shepherd.
 

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the reason I don't know about the pin down motion is because as long as it is a decent size dog (we have to assume it is), then it can probably wiggle out. Their necks I don't think are nearly as easy to get a grasp on as a human neck.

I think I beat the dog about 3-4 out of 10 times....I think I have to utilize my shoes and get a clean kick to the head and knock this guy out cold....once they get a grip on any of us we have a serious wound and they will hold unless they want to let go....so if we get some licks in then they will just release and bite in another area
 

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if it clamps down on you i believe you would still be able to grab its throat and/or get on top of it before you were to die or become incapacitated (assuming a fit, decent size male)

i've pulled my dogs clamped jaws off of a black lab before, but never off of me, so speculating of course.
 

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This is a dumb thread..... a grown man with normal abilities will not be killed by a single dog.
 

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LOL! This subject has crossed my mind as well. Not exactly a German Shepherd but I've thought shoving my fist and half my arm down it's throat and choking the son of a "bitch" to death. Sure you'll feel some bite pains as your clinched fist gets near the mouth but if you can get in there his biting ability will be greatly diminished once you get your fist and arm down.
 

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The dog is a pretty vicious animal with some fucked up teeth... it would be difficult to be killed by it but would also be difficult to kill it.

Advantage to the man, but not by a whole lot.
 

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LOL! This subject has crossed my mind as well. Not exactly a German Shepherd but I've thought shoving my fist and half my arm down it's throat and choking the son of a "bitch" to death. Sure you'll feel some bite pains as your clinched fist gets near the mouth but if you can get in there his biting ability will be greatly diminished once you get your fist and arm down.

You let me down. I never thought in a thread like this you wouldn't step up......even NES made a special guest appearance.
 

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I read somewhere that if a pit bull has you in a vice grip - you can get it to release by grabbing it's a-hole. Of course... if this didn't work and the dog proceeded to kill you, it would be a really f'd up way to die.

I would also be trying to snap limbs in a fight like this. you bring a knee down on a shepards leg just right and I gotta believe it snaps.
 

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What kinda fool bets dog?


Please post your sports picks.
 

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You let me down. I never thought in a thread like this you wouldn't step up......even NES made a special guest appearance.

Since donkeyjerk stopped posting I thought this would be the opportune time to step out of the closet..
 

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Since donkeyjerk stopped posting I thought this would be the opportune time to step out of the closet..

OK

RIP Donkey......:(
 

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I read somewhere that if a pit bull has you in a vice grip - you can get it to release by grabbing it's a-hole. Of course... if this didn't work and the dog proceeded to kill you, it would be a really f'd up way to die.

I would also be trying to snap limbs in a fight like this. you bring a knee down on a shepards leg just right and I gotta believe it snaps.

I believe you have to go ahead and jab a thumb or something up its asshole to get them to release...i tried yanking mine up by his back legs, but that just made the lab squeal and he didn't let go...hoping not to have to try the asshole trick
 

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If a dog wants to kill don't they normally go for the throat?
 

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