You randomly ask 20 women out over the next 3 days...How many

[Journeyman]

How many would say yes?


Its a numbers game isn't it?:hump:

Sad to report I am a free agent again:sad3:


Give me some pick up lines that work?:drink:

 

[Kruser6]

What did you do JM? Must have pissed the ol' lady off huh?

 

[trytrytry]

"are you nicer than Tatum O Neil?"

 

[bucsfan67]

i always prefer the complimentary method....something like

"Wow, u dont sweat much for a fat broad"

 

[Dante]

:lolBIG: Jman..you are in rare form with the topics this week Sir:drink:

 

[Journeyman]

What did you do JM? Must have pissed the ol' lady off huh?

I did nothing wrong....I just run into nutty women, either that or they are sick.

Kinda glad its over , I like blondes with long hair:toast:

I'm staying away from southern women...they're all head cases!

 

[Journeyman]

:lolBIG: Jman..you are in rare form with the topics this week Sir:drink:

:monsters- Is that bad?

:lolBIG:

 

[Masters&Johnson]

I just walk up to em and say:

"You wanna fu_k?

By playing the %'s you're bound to get a yes 1 out of 10 times.

 

[Noreaga+]

never go up to a woman... let her come to you.

 

[Journeyman]

LOL 1 out of 10? I am talking "doable women"...

Although I have been approached before riding my bike .

 

[bucsfan67]

LOL 1 out of 10? I am talking "doable women"...

Although I have been approached before riding my bike .

An attractive man named Chip asking if you would like "to ride HIS ten-speed" doesnt really count does it?:hump:

 

[Journeyman]

An attractive man named Chip asking if you would like "to ride HIS ten-speed" doesnt really count does it?:hump:

Oh Gawd more gay jokes:lolBIG: :sad3:

 

[Masters&Johnson]

LOL 1 out of 10? I am talking "doable women"...

Although I have been approached before riding my bike .

Shoot- With my looks it's more like 1 out 4. I was just skewering the scale for all you guys out there...:lolBIG:

Think about it 1 slap in the face, 1 kick in the balls, 1 ugly screaming fest at the bar and 1 HOMERUN. Not a bad price to pay for punanny...

 

[bucsfan67]

Oh Gawd more gay jokes:lolBIG: :sad3:

I'm sorry...

I wont make any more jokes......

 

[Journeyman]

Buc I dn't mind man...lol Jk

MasterJohnson, thats funny stuff.

 

[RobFunk]

i dont know but it would be cool to go 0-20. then you can be in a slump like jeter had last year. and you can just be lookn smooth and stuff and look all pimp and act cool and say "man im oh for freakn 20. can you believe that?" and the person youre talking to will be like "for real?" and youll be like "yup. oh for twenty. wow. ill bust out of it though. its all good."

 

[golfingarkansas]

i just ask this girl at the bank if she had any suckers? She replied no not right

now and i just looked at her huge tiits and stared! She then saw what i was looking at and i replied those look better than whats usually here to suck on!



face blush only, ga

 

[Doug]

" Nice shoes, Wanna **** ? "

 

[Kruser6]

Send her a note . .

Do you like me? check Yes or No

Or send a friend up there and have him point over to you and say "thats my friend over there, he thinks your hot"

The girls normally fall for it everytime

In 2nd Grade i think I went 18-2 using those methods

 

[RPM]

just walk up to a girl and say "hi, im phil, phil your crevace.