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Cake request for 3-year-old Hitler namesake denied

EASTON, Pa. – The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child's full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance. Heath Campbell and his wife, Deborah, are upset not only with the decision made by the Greenwich ShopRite, but with an outpouring of angry Internet postings in response to a local newspaper article over the weekend on their flare-up over frosting.
"I think people need to take their heads out of the cloud they've been in and start focusing on the future and not on the past," Heath Campbell said Tuesday in an interview conducted in Easton, on the other side of the Delaware River from where the family lives in Hunterdon County, N.J.
"There's a new president and he says it's time for a change; well, then it's time for a change," the 35-year-old continued. "They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did."
Deborah Campbell, 25, said she phoned in her order last week to the ShopRite. When she told the bakery department she wanted her son's name spelled out, she was told to talk to a supervisor, who denied the request.
A store manager at ShopRite referred questions to a corporate spokeswoman who did not immediately return a phone message Tuesday. But spokeswoman Karen Meleta told The Easton Express-Times for Sunday's editions that the store considered Campbell's request inappropriate.
The Campbells ultimately got their cake decorated at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania, Deborah Campbell said. About 12 people attended the birthday party on Sunday, including several children who were of mixed race, according to Heath Campbell.
"If we're so racist, then why would I have them come into my home?" he asked.
The Campbells' other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April.
Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name." He sounded surprised by all the controversy the dispute had generated.
Campbell said his ancestors are German and that he has lived his entire life in Hunterdon County. On Tuesday he wore a pair of black boots he said were worn by a German soldier during World War II.
He said he was raised not to avoid people of other races but not to mix with them socially or romantically. But he said he would try to raise his children differently.
"Say he grows up and hangs out with black people. That's fine, I don't really care," he said. "That's his choice."
 

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The Campbells' other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April.

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Aryan nation for a middle name

double :lolBIG:
 

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I love these stories because they allow me to more easily forgive all the shortcomings of my own parents
 

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Hinler? Nazi camp guy right?
 

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not sure on hinler

guessing Auschwitz will be next in line to use for his family of nazi's
 
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To the Shop Rite Bakery

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Hilarious stuff.

Feel sorry for the kids tho.

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my great grandpa's name was adolf

he switched it to james once he got off the boat from czechoslovakia

err now that i think about it mighta been his middle name i forget
 
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Seems like a nice spot to send my kids for a birthday party :103631605
 
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Adolph Hitler Campbell looks like a girl in the pics ... ? Or maybe a boy with long hair huh?
 

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Sounds like a good case for the ACLU that Barman likes so much. Denying a child his right to cake based on a name. Sounds like discrimination. If this kid was a minority with a controversial name like Saddam Hussein and he was denied, the ACLU would be bee-lining their way to sue.

That is pretty fucked up on the parent's part though to do this to these poor kids. Anyone who gives their kids fucked up names just to be unique can potentially hurt them in the future especially when it comes to applying for jobs. There is very little chance they will turn out to be well-adjusted humans.
 

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I'm gonna get the kid tixs to the new Tom Cruise movie for his b-day :pope:
 

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Sounds like a good case for the ACLU that Barman likes so much. Denying a child his right to cake based on a name. Sounds like discrimination. If this kid was a minority with a controversial name like Saddam Hussein and he was denied, the ACLU would be bee-lining their way to sue.

That is pretty fucked up on the parent's part though to do this to these poor kids. Anyone who gives their kids fucked up names just to be unique can potentially hurt them in the future especially when it comes to applying for jobs. There is very little chance they will turn out to be well-adjusted humans.

As soon as a government agency takes over the privately owned ShopRite Bakery and starts restricting free expression on birthday cakes, I'll personally alert the local ACLU and we'll be right on it.

Until then, the private business owner in The United States of America will be protected by the ACLU in the event someone tries to sue them for decorating their cakes however they see fit.
 

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As soon as a government agency takes over the privately owned ShopRite Bakery and starts restricting free expression on birthday cakes, I'll personally alert the local ACLU and we'll be right on it.

Until then, the private business owner in The United States of America will be protected by the ACLU in the event someone tries to sue them for decorating their cakes however they see fit.

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As soon as a government agency takes over the privately owned ShopRite Bakery and starts restricting free expression on birthday cakes, I'll personally alert the local ACLU and we'll be right on it.

Until then, the private business owner in The United States of America will be protected by the ACLU in the event someone tries to sue them for decorating their cakes however they see fit.

and if the ShopRite refused to make a cake for Malcom X Jones you and Rev Al would feel the same way right?

btw, I assumed this was an onion article until the photos were posted. totally insane parents
 

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and if the ShopRite refused to make a cake for Malcom X Jones you and Rev Al would feel the same way right?

Nope. The private business gets their constitutional rights protected regardless of who is being the grumpy and rejected customer.

Malcolm X Jones and Hillary Pelosi Smith will just have to find another cake decorator.
 

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I'm the first to admit that here in Germany we tend to over-regulate things in general, but I'm glad that in Germany regulations exist that prevent names like these, at least officially (of course no-one can forbid parents to call their children whatever they want in private, but they'd never get those names officially recognised).
 

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Hinler? Nazi camp guy right?

I've never heard the name Hinler. Perhaps he meant Himmler, the "Reichsführer SS", head of the "Schutzstaffel", a paramilitary force serving as the praetorian guard of the Fuehrer, as guards of the concentration camps and later also as elite military units ("Waffen-SS").
 

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