You can't fool at veteran teacher...funny

[DesertNole]

THE FINAL EXAM ...........
At Penn State University , there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Penn State until early Monday morning.
Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said
that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam.
The next day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy... then they turned the page. On the second page was written...
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For 95 points: Which tire? _________

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[JakeT.]

Haha that's actually pretty good.

 

[go2guy]

Good shit

 

[bigtendominator]

Wow, I have only heard this one 14 million times.

 

[rgorr]

What's your point digtendominator?:nono5:

 

[-Slim-]

Bet it still makes you laugh big denominator

 

[Iceman]

Wow, I have only heard this one 14 million times.

14 million times more than I have heard it.

 

[MikeB]

Bet it still makes you laugh big denominator

Yeah, that and when he gives Bulls reacharounds.

 

[quantumleap]

Reminds me of another university joke:

In a Harvard biology class, the professor was
discussing the high glucose levels found in semen,
which gives the sperm all the energy for their journey.

A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I
understand,you're saying that there is a lot of
glucose, as in sugar, in semen?"
That's correct," responded the professor, going on
to add statistical info.

Raising her hand again, she asked, "Then why
doesn't it taste sweet?"

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out
laughing. The poor girl's face turned bright red,
and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently
said (or rather implied), she picked up her books
without a word and walked out of class.

However, as she was going out the door, the professor's reply
was classic. Totally straight-faced he answered her question.
"It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for
sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and others are
closer to the back of your throat. Have a good day."

 

[Yankees_pride]

this was stupid this proves nothing he wont know whos lying and some will get it right and the others can just say they forgot which one it was this proves nothing.
And id get a shot at a real test id just go to the dean he cant prove we didnt get a flat id win in the end with a lawsuit if needed

 

[Yankees_pride]

dumb

 

[MikeB]

this was stupid this proves nothing he wont know whos lying and some will get it right and the others can just say they forgot which one it was this proves nothing.
And id get a shot at a real test id just go to the dean he cant prove we didnt get a flat id win in the end with a lawsuit if needed

Did your parents have any kids that lived?hno: