Damn, I was in the middle of explaining my answer for Abreu as MVP but then he struck out.
This automatically concedes the position to Brian Bruney. I don't care that he only has to pitch one inning in a non save situation every other day. I don't care that there's not as much pressure and sometimes they call him in just to eat some middle relief innings with a big lead or defecit.
He's the fucking man. Bottom line, his name is a fucking illiteration not some scrambled letters like that Boston guy who I got to copy paste from Yahoo.