OMG,
Xpanda must have accidentally sent me her email intended for The General...
Here it is General...
Dear General,
Thanks for sending me a picture of your ass below, but I am deeply offended that you would do this.
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Do you REALLY think I am chopped liver for a man to prey on? How disgusting of you to do this to me. Please stop this at once or I will report you to the authorities...
Xpanda....