Judge Wapner said:Damn, I leave for 2 weeks and all hell breaks loose. Roxy is a man, general and Shrink are splitting. What else did I miss?
1. Dante came out of the closet
2. Dante went back in the closet
3. Dante came back out of the closet with Fish
4. Funk ripped some loser a new a*s
5. Dante went back in the closet and denied ever coming out twice
6. I got stuffed at the Y proving that white guys indeed cannot jump
7. Dante asked about the bash
8. Dicky's wife called me
9. Dante asked about the bash again
10. Glenda took out a restraining order against Dante
Other than that, nothing much Judge.