JJ:
LMFAO @ you, buddy. C'mon man, it's not degrading women, it's appreciating their beauty and sharing it with a brother.
Wait, got an idea. When Uncle Tweaker checks in, maybe you can ask him to write "Shrink's Butt" in that disgustingly delicious tanned beauty. Then you might wanna kiss it...
Lighten up, dude. What good is your money if you can't enjoy the good things life has to offer?