WTF is happening to this country?

[Dave007inVegas]

Fla. student suspended from bus for passing gas
From Associated PressMarch 23, 2009 4:21 PM EDT
LAKELAND, Fla. - An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe. <><>
The bus driver handed the teen the suspension form the next day.
Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence, but there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.
The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas.
Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A 13-year-old student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after authorities said he broke wind in class.

Seriously :WTF:

 

[Chenmen]

lol

 

[Hip2Bsq]

HOW TIMES CHANGE.... When I was in 4th grade I sat behind a kid who was homeless and rarely bathed. Made my eyes water, the stench was so bad it was difficult to breathe.

 

[Michelangelo]

When I was in 5th grade there was a kid in the class who pissed himself regularly. He smelled like, well, old piss every day. The kid kept coming to class. We put up with it.

 

[punter]

While traveling in mixed company it is a relief to pass an oil patch where no one knows that it was not just sour gas from the wells.

 

[johnboland]

When I was in 2nd grade, the teacher took us on a field trip to the local community swimming pool. As soon as we arrived at the pool, Nasty Little Jimmy Knighton broke away from the teacher and ran towards the pools high diving board. He climbed the diving board, went out to the edge, pull downed his shorts and took a dump on the diving board. The turd hit the board and fell off into the pool. To this day, and I am forty years old now, it might be one the funniest things I ever saw.

 

[Drewgasm]

When I was in 2nd grade, the teacher took us on a field trip to the local community swimming pool. As soon as we arrived at the pool, Nasty Little Jimmy Knighton broke away from the teacher and ran towards the pools high diving board. He climbed the diving board, went out to the edge, pull downed his shorts and took a dump on the diving board. The turd hit the board and fell off into the pool. To this day, and I am forty years old now, it might be one the funniest things I ever saw.

Seriously.....I cant stop laughing!!!!:lol:
:hahahahah:hahahahah:hahahahah

Gasm~

 

[billbeater]

cant even shit your pants anymore in this country... europe wouldnt notice or mind:brazilian

 

[roadreeler57]

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[roadreeler57]

When I was in 2nd grade, the teacher took us on a field trip to the local community swimming pool. As soon as we arrived at the pool, Nasty Little Jimmy Knighton broke away from the teacher and ran towards the pools high diving board. He climbed the diving board, went out to the edge, pull downed his shorts and took a dump on the diving board. The turd hit the board and fell off into the pool. To this day, and I am forty years old now, it might be one the funniest things I ever saw.

 

[rolltide]

When I was in 2nd grade, the teacher took us on a field trip to the local community swimming pool. As soon as we arrived at the pool, Nasty Little Jimmy Knighton broke away from the teacher and ran towards the pools high diving board. He climbed the diving board, went out to the edge, pull downed his shorts and took a dump on the diving board. The turd hit the board and fell off into the pool. To this day, and I am forty years old now, it might be one the funniest things I ever saw.

at least we all know punter's real name now. jimmy knighton

 

[punter]

Yep, I thought you were in the pool.

 

[johnboland]

In all fairness to Nasty Little Jimmy Knighton, he came from a broken home and had no father figure to guide him in his young age. His mother was extremley poor and she really did not care about the welfare of her children. Even though Nasty Little Jimmy Knighton had poor hygeine, he was our friend and classmate. Children really have no enemies. Distrust, contempt, and hate are qualities that manifest in out adult lives.

 

[rolltide]

Distrust, contempt, and hate are qualities that manifest in out adult lives.

...and every time I open a new thread in this forum
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