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For those that may not know, the CHICKEN RANCH is a legal brothel 60 miles outside the Vegas city limits. He may consider it if he finds the following story.....................

MELBOURNE, Feb 12 (Reuters) - Heidelberg United, who play in Victoria's state league in Melbourne, have fallen on hard times and successfully approached a local brothel for sponsorship.

'They basically approached this establishment. They said, 'you helped out a netball team, can you help us?'' Gotham City manager Angelo Corcasio told Reuters on Thursday.

Corcasio said the South Melbourne brothel, which he described as 'six-star', had also sponsored a senior netball team, motor car racers and kickboxers.

'It's a touchy little area. You've got young kids and mothers at a sporting club,' he said.

'If you can help a club out while you are being discreet, I'm sure it's good for the club and you are doing good.

'Our clients are pretty upmarket. It's a six-star establishment.'

Heidelberg United president Elias Deliyannis said: 'It's a straight-out cash deal. There are no additional services offered, or asked for.

'We're endeavouring to expose their business in a tasteful way,' he added in Thursday's Herald Sun newspaper.

'We have a lot of children registered with our club and we realise this has to be dealt with in a sensitive way.

'There definitely won't be signs at the ground or on our shirts.'

The newspaper said the former National Soccer League club had sent out a sponsorship letter which asked fans to 'support the girls who support us'.

[This message was edited by FISHHEAD on February 17, 2004 at 08:16 AM.]
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tuleythetout:
It would be an appropriate sponsor with a name like Busch.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO!
 

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I heard that they will sponsor his brother Kyle in the busch series
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It would be a helluva advertising coup with 100,000 NASCAR fans coming to town in two weeks...

New slogans for the Chicken Ranch (free of charge):

Gentlemen, we'll start your engines!
This car is fast, but not as fast as our girls.
We give new meaning to "lapping the field."
Honk if you love Busch.
Breast man? Leg man? Butt man? Cum one cum all.
At the Chicken Ranch, we spread our wings every day.
You'll love what's under our hood.
 

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I will be one of those 100,000 maybe i should pay them a courtesy vist
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They certainly could afford it from what I was told.

My buddy visited Vegas at the start of football season and went there with two other friends. He says you first get in the room and the woman offers their "world-class service" or something like that. In this "deal" you get to stay for 12 hours and have sex with up to 8 different girls and are allowed up to 8 "releases". The price...a mere $7000!!! How many men would have anything left after 4 or 5 girls? He says he laughed and thought she was kidding; she wasn't. He was stunned because he had gone up to the places near Carson City earlier in the year for a bachelor party and spent $400 and got a really good time. At the Chicken Ranch $400 won't even get more than a 15 minute handjob so he said forget it. One of the other guys paid $900 for a "sort of" threesome. Some girl came in for awhile and participated, but when the call was made that new customers arrived she left and he never saw her again. He got off once with the other girl. The girl claimed she felt sorry for him not getting more with the girl that left so she gave him a second round, small consolation eh?

Unbelievable what they get away with out there. Go to Tijuana and you could probably buy time with every girl in the bar for $900.
 

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.........a few girls at the Ranch will relieve your tension for a mere $100 if you find the right one.
 

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"I just want to thank our whole team and crew who did a great job with the set-up today. The 97 Chicken Ranch Ford handled really sweet all day but she was running a bit hot in the end there and I was worried we were thin on the right front rubber. We were looking for a way to blow by them while running three wide. We found a small hole and man it was tight in there. But we managed to dive down low, really got into it good on that last lap and ended up smelling pretty good. I'm glad the number 24 went with me through that hole. He gave us the push we needed. I really want to thank our sponsor and am happy we could come through in the in the end for them."
 

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