"By the way Lander, I am ashamed of you for making almost 4000 posts in under 6 months! You are on about a 26 post a day streak. That is embarrassing! Especially since i would think that on some days you might not post at all! I picture you as being about 75 year old retired winter Texas or something being able to post that many times in 5 months!"
Ok, I admit it I am a loser, but in fairness I wrote a program to automate 2300+ of the posts I lost (yeah, I know - a nerd and a loser) when Ken banned me for changing my name to Russ ****** and pretending to come out of the closet with Devil. I've matured a lot since that incident & the one where I pretended to be Peep, and the one where I pretended to be Ken.
So, in reality I've been around since last June & have 2300+ automated "xxx bottles of beer on the wall" posts & 2200 real ones (still a loser, but not as much as say General
).
As for Texas - not in this lifetime I'm as Yankee as they come. Besides, I'd be afraid to turn out like 41 or 43 (but better looking)