why Trump is so popular

[Willie99]

• Highly relatable lack of qualifications for holding government office
• Americans’ appreciation for classic underdog story of man who started with only several hundred million dollars and went on to make several billion dollars
• Only candidate to publicly state willingness to make America great again
• Exploits other Republican candidates’ weaknesses by allowing them to open their mouths and speak on issues
• Very, very handsome
• Voters eager to see presidential library with three infinity pools and rooftop driving range
• Bolstered by impassioned endorsement from Donald Trump
• Eccentric, megalomaniac billionaire still more relatable to average American than anyone willing to dedicate life to politics
• Appeals to widespread desire to see nation implode sooner rather than later

 

[Willie99]

http://www.theonion.com/graphic/how-trump-continues-lead-polls-51178

 

[Willie99]

[h=4]With his two-term presidency drawing to a close, Barack Obama has been meeting with several high-profile public figures to determine the trajectory of his post–White House legacy. Here are some of the proposed plans:[/h]

• One nice, long drag on cigarette in full view of cameras
• Implement prison reform by building and managing the Obama Presidential Supermax
• Send Bo and Sunny straight to the pound
• Finally getting around to signing up for health insurance
• Share thoughts on current events by hosting The Big O Show on SiriusXM from 8 to 11 a.m. on weekdays
  
• Spend year following Ted Nugent tour across country
  
• Run for alderman of Chicago’s 17th Ward
  
• Kick back and watch as signature legislation slowly dismantled
  
• Freely address criminal justice reform, race relations, and other national issues now that he’s no longer constrained by holding country’s most powerful office
  
• Rebuild strained relationships with wife and children
  
• Slowly wade into the ocean surf, letting the sea claim his body
  

 

[StevieRay]

I thought he would go back to the Muslim country he was born in and spread propaganda

 

[knucklecup]

I thought he would go back to the Muslim country he was born in and spread propaganda

LOL.

StevieRay and Willie99 are Obama birth certificate conspiracy theorists.

this didn’t age well.

 

[Willie99]

I'm guessing asswipe doesn't know the Onion is satirical, nor do I think he's bright enough to realize that Trump wasn't even taken seriously when this satirical piece was posted

 

[carlspackler]

I'm guessing asswipe doesn't know the Onion is satirical

That’s called eating the onion.

 

[exploited17]

I think it was a s simple as #2
MAGA was a good slogan
Fixing immigration to some extent and bringing back jobs is huge

Republicans have largely focused on religion and taxes for so long it was stale as fuck

 

[StevieRay]

I'm guessing asswipe doesn't know the Onion is satirical, nor do I think he's bright enough to realize that Trump wasn't even taken seriously when this satirical piece was posted

Lol. The poor retard doesn’t understand sarcasm

 

[SmallDaddy]

He appeals to the lowest common denominator and to the reptilian part of the brain.


Not surprised Republicans love Trump

 

[azbob]

Sanders and Trump were the two most popular candidates in 2016. Most numbskulls, see post above, don't have enough sense to understand the country's desire for change no matter what that looks like. The result is we now have the "new face" of the young, progressive Democratic party of change in the White House. Trump lost, but there are millions of people laughing at the irony. Those same people understand that in two years there will be a Republican landslide in the statehouses to add to the huge dominance in the courts.

 

[Dr.Love]

• Very, very handsome

Haha. This one was funny.

 

[busterhyman]

He appeals to the lowest common denominator and to the reptilian part of the brain.


Not surprised Republicans love Trump

reptilian part of the brain...what a idiot

 

[Willie99]

He appeals to the lowest common denominator and to the reptilian part of the brain.


Not surprised Republicans love Trump

I ejaculate more IQ than you possess, no wonder why you're such a clueless moron

 

[rolltide]

LOL.

StevieRay and Willie99 are Obama birth certificate conspiracy theorists.

this didn’t age well.

the fn IQ of plant life Loser!@#0

 

[rwjr]

I ejaculate more IQ than you possess, no wonder why you're such a clueless moron

:hahahahah oh man !

 

[exploited17]

I ejaculate more IQ than you possess, no wonder why you're such a clueless moron

With a name like SmallDaddy he may eat it up and think he is going to gain those points

 

[Albatross]

He appeals to the lowest common denominator and to the reptilian part of the brain.


Not surprised Republicans love Trump

And yet the uneducated poor and 18-26 age helpless kids are the only reason Biden "won" the election. Some people you just have to laugh at

 

[Albatross]

And neither one of those voting blocks pay taxes.....go figure

 

[Bozzie]

And neither one of those voting blocks pay taxes.....go figure

#1 reason he's popular with me ...Paid 750.00 in taxes two years running yet claims the be a billionaire.

NY states coming up to bat shortly.