Why I'm Voting Democrat
I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being
the official language in America.
I'm voting Democrat because it's better to turn
corn into fuel than it is to eat.
I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a
gallon of gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of
America.
I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will
do a better job of spending my money than I could.
I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of
Afghanistan and Iraq I know the Islamic terrorists will stop
trying to kill us because they'll think we're a good and
decent country.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who
can't tell us if it will rain in two or three days can now
tell us the polar ice caps will disappear in ten years
if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill, or
inflate my tires to proper levels.
I'm voting Democrat because it's alright to kill millions
of babies as long as we keep violent, convicted
criminals on death row alive.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in
America should not be allowed to make profits. Businesses
should just break even and give the rest to the government
so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money
the way they think it should be redistributed.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the
people misusing them, are the cause of crimes and killings.
I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon
threatens my family or me, I know the government can respond
faster through a call to 911 than I can with a gun in my hand.
I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5%
profit on a gallon of gas are obscene but government taxes
of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just fine.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist
liberals should rewrite the Constitution every few months
to suit some fringe element that could never get their
agenda past voters.
I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not
criminals, are not sucking up resources through government
aid, hospital services, education, or social services, but
are just people trying to make a better life by coming to
America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?
I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry
whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.
Why would anyone ever vote Republican?
I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being
the official language in America.
I'm voting Democrat because it's better to turn
corn into fuel than it is to eat.
I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a
gallon of gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of
America.
I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will
do a better job of spending my money than I could.
I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of
Afghanistan and Iraq I know the Islamic terrorists will stop
trying to kill us because they'll think we're a good and
decent country.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who
can't tell us if it will rain in two or three days can now
tell us the polar ice caps will disappear in ten years
if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill, or
inflate my tires to proper levels.
I'm voting Democrat because it's alright to kill millions
of babies as long as we keep violent, convicted
criminals on death row alive.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in
America should not be allowed to make profits. Businesses
should just break even and give the rest to the government
so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money
the way they think it should be redistributed.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the
people misusing them, are the cause of crimes and killings.
I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon
threatens my family or me, I know the government can respond
faster through a call to 911 than I can with a gun in my hand.
I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5%
profit on a gallon of gas are obscene but government taxes
of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just fine.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist
liberals should rewrite the Constitution every few months
to suit some fringe element that could never get their
agenda past voters.
I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not
criminals, are not sucking up resources through government
aid, hospital services, education, or social services, but
are just people trying to make a better life by coming to
America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?
I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry
whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.
Why would anyone ever vote Republican?
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