Why Dogs are better than Wives

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I've seen this before, but it never gets old.


WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WIVES

* Dogs love it when your friends come over
* Dogs don't expect you to call them when you're running late
* The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
* Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs
* Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
* If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away
* Anyone can get a good-looking dog
* If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it
* Dogs aren't allowed in department stores
* Dogs like it when you leave things on the floor
* A dog's disposition stays the same all month long
* Dogs never need to "examine the relationship"
* A dog's parents never come to visit
* When a dog gets old you can have it put to sleep
* Dogs don't hate their bodies
* Dogs never nag or criticize you
* Dogs like to ride in the back of pick-up trucks
* Dogs don't want to know about every dog you've ever had
* You never have to wait for a dog--they're always ready
* Dogs don't talk
* Dogs like to go hunting
* Another man will seldom steal your dog
* If you bring another dog home, your dog will play with both of you
* Dogs rarely outlive you
* Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public
* Dogs don't wake you up in the middle of the night and ask "if I died, would you get another dog?"
* If your dog smells another dog on you, they just think it is interesting
* If your dog leaves you, it won't try to take half of your stuff
 

And if the Road Warrior says it, it must be true..
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let me rephrase .....dogs are better than a wife that lives with u
 

And if the Road Warrior says it, it must be true..
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or any woman that lives with u
 

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Another reason...

Lock your wife and dog in the trunk of a car for an hour.
When you let them out, which one is happy to see you?
 

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They don't need shoes or purses.
 

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