This is pretty much impossible...
festeringZit is definitely annoying and pathetic. Doesn't really ever say anything of substance but just goes around cheerleading others, even people as pathetic as Sheriff Joe. Also 99% of his posts are just insults and trolling. I would vote him the most pathetic conservative poster here.
Sheriff Joe is too dumb to be annoying. Guy has mental problems and I don't find him annoying at all. I use him more like a science experiment than anything else. I would vote him the dumbest poster here
Willie is cool away from the Poly forum but really annoying in the Poly forum. Tough choice.
Gas Man just has personal and mental problems. But not really annoying. I can handle him.
Dave is a creeper and definitely would vote him the creepiest poster here. Also very annoying.
Roadreeler just talks to himself in his immigration thread. Not really annoying
Acebb is a retard
Schiff has serious mental problems.
What a cast of degenerates. But Dave is by far the most annoying and creepy person here.