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Me for sure. I got lots of stories. Don't really tell them much cuz who really gives a shit. Sex Drugs hmm...Heres a drug story that happened last summer. Don't judge.

So i get 4g of coc which is little over an 8 ball and go off to a hotel i usually go to from time to time to get out of the house and all. This place is a real shit hole as its like $50 a night. I usually feel like a piece of shit leaving the hotel afterwards anyway and i'm already spending $200 on the coc. Anyway, so i proceed to do my thing doing lines. Got porn going on in the background which is another reason i choose this place cuz its an extra $10 and you get it all nite. What a deal. So im doing my thing and start hearing these people fucking next door which is normal for this dump. The walls are super thin and you hear everything. So this bitch is screaming geting pounded and kind of intriguing to me in the state im in. I got the volume down cuz im weird and dont wanna blast porn in the state im in. Might bring attention to myself i always think. The floors are creaky and im waking around the room. I start to think in my demented state that they guys banging these chcs next door are on to me and are thinking im listening. So im fucking with the volume on the tv tuning it up and back down cuz i think its too loud. I proceed to do more coc. At thsi point im looking out the peep hole my room cuz im zooted. Fucked up. I had already done about 2.5g in around 2 hours. I start thinking the people next door are talking about me. Hearts racing. So i look out at one point and i think i see someones shoe off to the side. Hes watching me im thinking. I convince myself these dudes are after me at this pooint and continue doing more coc. trippping out. I had done a line at one point and heard someone trying to come in the door. I finish my coc freaking out. hearts beating 200 bpm at this point convinced they are about to break in. So what do i do? I do what any normal level headed person would do. I dial 911. Operator answers and asks my problem. I tell her someone is trying to break in my hotel room. I can barely sopeak cuz my heart is literraly in my throat. More of a frantic whisper. She says she is sending someone and to stay on the line. I can barely fucking talk so i just hang up the phone. Im freaking the fuck out at this point. I just consumed 4 grams of coc, im sweating bullets and the cops are on the way. Within 7-8 min i hear a knock. Im not sure if its the cops so im yelling who is it? Police. I open the door and there is a full SWAT TEAM with shields, masks, and guns drawn. Evindently, i didnt make such a good impression on my 911 call. I look like total shit, sweaty, wide eyed. Anyway the cop ask me who called. I tell him me which he cant believe and i dont blame him. He has me sit in the hallway and takes a look around. I tell him my story about someone trying to get in my room. 5 cops are just looking at me like this dude is fucked up. Hes pretty nice and asking now why would someone want in ur room? I dont really have an answer for him. He asks how long ive been up and i tell him 24 hours cuz i must have looked like it. He asked if i was doing drugs and i told him no. He looked around the room and found nothing cuz i had already done it all. I mean im not an idiot. So he tells me to get some sleep and they leave. Well im still paranoid as fuck and continue looking out. This coc had really fucked me up. So, im looking out and hear a shot through my door with a small calibur hand gun. This freaked me the fuck out as im thinking these people are trying to kill me. I was yelling im calling teh poince and am crouched down on the side of the bed grabbing the phone. I call 911. Hyperventalating i try to get my story out that someone is trying to shoot through my door. She wants me to stay on the line. I hang up. Cops show up within 5 monutes and after my request for verification its them i open the door. This time no masks or shields as they have an idea of what they are dealing with . I just felt so much better immediately after they were there. Cop checks the room for a bullet hole. Found nothing. I admit i probably just need to go to bed at this point. Cops tell me if i call again the will take me to jail. I agree. No no i wont call. As they are leaving im foloowing one out and asking if he can give me a ride to a better hotel. He refuses. I go back to my room and and watch tv and finally go to sleep.
 

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Me for sure. I got lots of stories. Don't really tell them much cuz who really gives a shit. Sex Drugs hmm...Heres a drug story that happened last summer. Don't judge.

So i get 4g of coc which is little over an 8 ball and go off to a hotel i usually go to from time to time to get out of the house and all. This place is a real shit hole as its like $50 a night. I usually feel like a piece of shit leaving the hotel afterwards anyway and i'm already spending $200 on the coc. Anyway, so i proceed to do my thing doing lines. Got porn going on in the background which is another reason i choose this place cuz its an extra $10 and you get it all nite. What a deal. So im doing my thing and start hearing these people fucking next door which is normal for this dump. The walls are super thin and you hear everything. So this bitch is screaming geting pounded and kind of intriguing to me in the state im in. I got the volume down cuz im weird and dont wanna blast porn in the state im in. Might bring attention to myself i always think. The floors are creaky and im waking around the room. I start to think in my demented state that they guys banging these chcs next door are on to me and are thinking im listening. So im fucking with the volume on the tv tuning it up and back down cuz i think its too loud. I proceed to do more coc. At thsi point im looking out the peep hole my room cuz im zooted. Fucked up. I had already done about 2.5g in around 2 hours. I start thinking the people next door are talking about me. Hearts racing. So i look out at one point and i think i see someones shoe off to the side. Hes watching me im thinking. I convince myself these dudes are after me at this pooint and continue doing more coc. trippping out. I had done a line at one point and heard someone trying to come in the door. I finish my coc freaking out. hearts beating 200 bpm at this point convinced they are about to break in. So what do i do? I do what any normal level headed person would do. I dial 911. Operator answers and asks my problem. I tell her someone is trying to break in my hotel room. I can barely sopeak cuz my heart is literraly in my throat. More of a frantic whisper. She says she is sending someone and to stay on the line. I can barely fucking talk so i just hang up the phone. Im freaking the fuck out at this point. I just consumed 4 grams of coc, im sweating bullets and the cops are on the way. Within 7-8 min i hear a knock. Im not sure if its the cops so im yelling who is it? Police. I open the door and there is a full SWAT TEAM with shields, masks, and guns drawn. Evindently, i didnt make such a good impression on my 911 call. I look like total shit, sweaty, wide eyed. Anyway the cop ask me who called. I tell him me which he cant believe and i dont blame him. He has me sit in the hallway and takes a look around. I tell him my story about someone trying to get in my room. 5 cops are just looking at me like this dude is fucked up. Hes pretty nice and asking now why would someone want in ur room? I dont really have an answer for him. He asks how long ive been up and i tell him 24 hours cuz i must have looked like it. He asked if i was doing drugs and i told him no. He looked around the room and found nothing cuz i had already done it all. I mean im not an idiot. So he tells me to get some sleep and they leave. Well im still paranoid as fuck and continue looking out. This coc had really fucked me up. So, im looking out and hear a shot through my door with a small calibur hand gun. This freaked me the fuck out as im thinking these people are trying to kill me. I was yelling im calling teh poince and am crouched down on the side of the bed grabbing the phone. I call 911. Hyperventalating i try to get my story out that someone is trying to shoot through my door. She wants me to stay on the line. I hang up. Cops show up within 5 monutes and after my request for verification its them i open the door. This time no masks or shields as they have an idea of what they are dealing with . I just felt so much better immediately after they were there. Cop checks the room for a bullet hole. Found nothing. I admit i probably just need to go to bed at this point. Cops tell me if i call again the will take me to jail. I agree. No no i wont call. As they are leaving im foloowing one out and asking if he can give me a ride to a better hotel. He refuses. I go back to my room and and watch tv and finally go to sleep.

Holy chit, dude!!
 

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My father-in-law.

He fell for a nigerian email scam......twice. He is crazy in the true sense of the word.

And a real piece of garbage on top of that.....

Oh man, that's pretty wild. I hope you don't mind me asking, but what did they get from him? All his personal info like ss# and birthdate?
 

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Me for sure. I got lots of stories. Don't really tell them much cuz who really gives a shit. Sex Drugs hmm...Heres a drug story that happened last summer. Don't judge.

So i get 4g of coc which is little over an 8 ball and go off to a hotel i usually go to from time to time to get out of the house and all. This place is a real shit hole as its like $50 a night. I usually feel like a piece of shit leaving the hotel afterwards anyway and i'm already spending $200 on the coc. Anyway, so i proceed to do my thing doing lines. Got porn going on in the background which is another reason i choose this place cuz its an extra $10 and you get it all nite. What a deal. So im doing my thing and start hearing these people fucking next door which is normal for this dump. The walls are super thin and you hear everything. So this bitch is screaming geting pounded and kind of intriguing to me in the state im in. I got the volume down cuz im weird and dont wanna blast porn in the state im in. Might bring attention to myself i always think. The floors are creaky and im waking around the room. I start to think in my demented state that they guys banging these chcs next door are on to me and are thinking im listening. So im fucking with the volume on the tv tuning it up and back down cuz i think its too loud. I proceed to do more coc. At thsi point im looking out the peep hole my room cuz im zooted. Fucked up. I had already done about 2.5g in around 2 hours. I start thinking the people next door are talking about me. Hearts racing. So i look out at one point and i think i see someones shoe off to the side. Hes watching me im thinking. I convince myself these dudes are after me at this pooint and continue doing more coc. trippping out. I had done a line at one point and heard someone trying to come in the door. I finish my coc freaking out. hearts beating 200 bpm at this point convinced they are about to break in. So what do i do? I do what any normal level headed person would do. I dial 911. Operator answers and asks my problem. I tell her someone is trying to break in my hotel room. I can barely sopeak cuz my heart is literraly in my throat. More of a frantic whisper. She says she is sending someone and to stay on the line. I can barely fucking talk so i just hang up the phone. Im freaking the fuck out at this point. I just consumed 4 grams of coc, im sweating bullets and the cops are on the way. Within 7-8 min i hear a knock. Im not sure if its the cops so im yelling who is it? Police. I open the door and there is a full SWAT TEAM with shields, masks, and guns drawn. Evindently, i didnt make such a good impression on my 911 call. I look like total shit, sweaty, wide eyed. Anyway the cop ask me who called. I tell him me which he cant believe and i dont blame him. He has me sit in the hallway and takes a look around. I tell him my story about someone trying to get in my room. 5 cops are just looking at me like this dude is fucked up. Hes pretty nice and asking now why would someone want in ur room? I dont really have an answer for him. He asks how long ive been up and i tell him 24 hours cuz i must have looked like it. He asked if i was doing drugs and i told him no. He looked around the room and found nothing cuz i had already done it all. I mean im not an idiot. So he tells me to get some sleep and they leave. Well im still paranoid as fuck and continue looking out. This coc had really fucked me up. So, im looking out and hear a shot through my door with a small calibur hand gun. This freaked me the fuck out as im thinking these people are trying to kill me. I was yelling im calling teh poince and am crouched down on the side of the bed grabbing the phone. I call 911. Hyperventalating i try to get my story out that someone is trying to shoot through my door. She wants me to stay on the line. I hang up. Cops show up within 5 monutes and after my request for verification its them i open the door. This time no masks or shields as they have an idea of what they are dealing with . I just felt so much better immediately after they were there. Cop checks the room for a bullet hole. Found nothing. I admit i probably just need to go to bed at this point. Cops tell me if i call again the will take me to jail. I agree. No no i wont call. As they are leaving im foloowing one out and asking if he can give me a ride to a better hotel. He refuses. I go back to my room and and watch tv and finally go to sleep.


Debatable ..........



jk ........maybe
 

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Me for sure. I got lots of stories. Don't really tell them much cuz who really gives a shit. Sex Drugs hmm...Heres a drug story that happened last summer. Don't judge.

So i get 4g of coc which is little over an 8 ball and go off to a hotel i usually go to from time to time to get out of the house and all. This place is a real shit hole as its like $50 a night. I usually feel like a piece of shit leaving the hotel afterwards anyway and i'm already spending $200 on the coc. Anyway, so i proceed to do my thing doing lines. Got porn going on in the background which is another reason i choose this place cuz its an extra $10 and you get it all nite. What a deal. So im doing my thing and start hearing these people fucking next door which is normal for this dump. The walls are super thin and you hear everything. So this bitch is screaming geting pounded and kind of intriguing to me in the state im in. I got the volume down cuz im weird and dont wanna blast porn in the state im in. Might bring attention to myself i always think. The floors are creaky and im waking around the room. I start to think in my demented state that they guys banging these chcs next door are on to me and are thinking im listening. So im fucking with the volume on the tv tuning it up and back down cuz i think its too loud. I proceed to do more coc. At thsi point im looking out the peep hole my room cuz im zooted. Fucked up. I had already done about 2.5g in around 2 hours. I start thinking the people next door are talking about me. Hearts racing. So i look out at one point and i think i see someones shoe off to the side. Hes watching me im thinking. I convince myself these dudes are after me at this pooint and continue doing more coc. trippping out. I had done a line at one point and heard someone trying to come in the door. I finish my coc freaking out. hearts beating 200 bpm at this point convinced they are about to break in. So what do i do? I do what any normal level headed person would do. I dial 911. Operator answers and asks my problem. I tell her someone is trying to break in my hotel room. I can barely sopeak cuz my heart is literraly in my throat. More of a frantic whisper. She says she is sending someone and to stay on the line. I can barely fucking talk so i just hang up the phone. Im freaking the fuck out at this point. I just consumed 4 grams of coc, im sweating bullets and the cops are on the way. Within 7-8 min i hear a knock. Im not sure if its the cops so im yelling who is it? Police. I open the door and there is a full SWAT TEAM with shields, masks, and guns drawn. Evindently, i didnt make such a good impression on my 911 call. I look like total shit, sweaty, wide eyed. Anyway the cop ask me who called. I tell him me which he cant believe and i dont blame him. He has me sit in the hallway and takes a look around. I tell him my story about someone trying to get in my room. 5 cops are just looking at me like this dude is fucked up. Hes pretty nice and asking now why would someone want in ur room? I dont really have an answer for him. He asks how long ive been up and i tell him 24 hours cuz i must have looked like it. He asked if i was doing drugs and i told him no. He looked around the room and found nothing cuz i had already done it all. I mean im not an idiot. So he tells me to get some sleep and they leave. Well im still paranoid as fuck and continue looking out. This coc had really fucked me up. So, im looking out and hear a shot through my door with a small calibur hand gun. This freaked me the fuck out as im thinking these people are trying to kill me. I was yelling im calling teh poince and am crouched down on the side of the bed grabbing the phone. I call 911. Hyperventalating i try to get my story out that someone is trying to shoot through my door. She wants me to stay on the line. I hang up. Cops show up within 5 monutes and after my request for verification its them i open the door. This time no masks or shields as they have an idea of what they are dealing with . I just felt so much better immediately after they were there. Cop checks the room for a bullet hole. Found nothing. I admit i probably just need to go to bed at this point. Cops tell me if i call again the will take me to jail. I agree. No no i wont call. As they are leaving im foloowing one out and asking if he can give me a ride to a better hotel. He refuses. I go back to my room and and watch tv and finally go to sleep.

Damn dude, this is f'ng hilarious. We need more drug stories like this
 

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