No joke, but it didnt happen recently.
Once when I was a bigger degenerate than now I was in Tunica heading west and lost all my money.
I drove 60 miles to Memphis to sell my
plasma(not a tv by the way,blood) got a whopping $20 bucks and drove
back to Tunica with hopes of turning this into a big score.
Lasted 2 rolls in craps.
Had to resort to plan c which involved heading back to Memphis
and working in a car wash for a month to replenish my funds.
I would make those tires look like fucking mirrors, pardon my language
It was a long time ago but
I will snap though if any tells me to go home and get my tire shine box